- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: OT Feats of Awesomeness
Posted on 11/10/23 at 6:09 pm to RazorBroncs
Posted on 11/10/23 at 6:09 pm to RazorBroncs
Oh i am not jealous
You write great fiction
You write great fiction
0
Posted on 11/10/23 at 6:47 pm to tigernurse
I beat a two-time mayor of New Orleans in a boxing match when we were both 14.
I banged a model who was on the cover of Runner's World.
I finished a marathon without ever running more than 24 miles in a week while training.
I banged a French girl in France, and a German girl in Germany.
Me and a friend walked to mid-field in the Superdome for the coin flip at an LSU vs Tulane game, we stood right next to the ref flipping the coin... acted like we were supposed to be there, and nobody said squat to us.
All true...
I banged a model who was on the cover of Runner's World.
I finished a marathon without ever running more than 24 miles in a week while training.
I banged a French girl in France, and a German girl in Germany.
Me and a friend walked to mid-field in the Superdome for the coin flip at an LSU vs Tulane game, we stood right next to the ref flipping the coin... acted like we were supposed to be there, and nobody said squat to us.
All true...
Posted on 11/10/23 at 6:48 pm to X123F45
In high school, I jumped a horse over an MG convertible (top down).
Posted on 11/10/23 at 6:49 pm to X123F45
quote:
Regale me with tales of your greatness.
Every single man in here that is married.
I fricked your wife.
Posted on 11/10/23 at 6:53 pm to X123F45
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after poker, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer, I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration team. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
But I have yet to win the World Series Of Poker.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after poker, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer, I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration team. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
But I have yet to win the World Series Of Poker.
Posted on 11/10/23 at 7:32 pm to X123F45
I went so fast at my last track day that I absolutely destroyed a set of $2,000 tires. Beat my previous personal best lap time 6 times in one session.
And I carved an Iron Maiden pumpkin for Halloween.
You may now proceed to shower me with praise.
And I carved an Iron Maiden pumpkin for Halloween.
You may now proceed to shower me with praise.
Posted on 11/10/23 at 7:36 pm to TigrrrDad
quote:
I went so fast at my last track day that I absolutely destroyed a set of $2,000 tires. Beat my previous personal best lap time 6 times in one session.
Camber ok?
Posted on 11/10/23 at 7:36 pm to tigernurse
Would.
Now post yours.
quote:
tigernurse
Now post yours.
Posted on 11/10/23 at 7:43 pm to tigernurse
Is this all it takes to spin the OT into a frenzy? Some of y'all probably get a boner when the wind blows
Posted on 11/10/23 at 7:48 pm to X123F45
Our team took first place in the 2019 gumbo cookoff.
So when people ask me what authority I have to say what shouldn't go in gumbo i break that out
So when people ask me what authority I have to say what shouldn't go in gumbo i break that out
Posted on 11/10/23 at 7:49 pm to Ingeniero
Hard Leggings 
Posted on 11/10/23 at 8:11 pm to X123F45
Reggie's 86
IYKYK
IYKYK
Posted on 11/10/23 at 8:16 pm to LSU Coyote
Well there was this one night back in 1981…… legendary….
Posted on 11/10/23 at 8:40 pm to billjamin
quote:
Camber ok?
My fault. I didn’t get the track alignment done because I never worried about that on every other car I’ve tracked. I had 12k miles and 2 other track days in the previous month on these tires, so I was expecting a tire change after this track day. Just didn’t expect to ruin them after only 2 sessions.
I’ve just reached a pace that’s significant enough to eat up tires, so I’ll do the track alignment before the next track day. Same tires after the 2nd track day a couple weeks prior:
Posted on 11/10/23 at 10:59 pm to X123F45
I worked at the Texas club on Wednesday nights during the late 80's
Posted on 11/11/23 at 1:14 am to X123F45
I won the Bryant-Jordan award as a senior in high school, given to the top scholar-athlete in the state of Alabama. I was a three sport athlete and valedictorian, and made 1590 (out of 1600) on my SAT. I was accepted to Harvard and multiple other Ivy’s but attended Alabama on a full academic scholarship and walked on the football team.
I recorded 21 tackles in one game during my sophomore year in high school. An opposing coach came up to me after the game and said it was one of the best performances he had ever witnessed.
I called my shot on the only home run I ever hit in high school. A freshman on the JV team who was in the dugout was giving me a hard time about not having a hit yet in the game, so I guaranteed I would hit a homer my next at-bat. We made a bet, and the loser had to buy the winner whatever they wanted at McDonald’s the next day. I cranked the first pitch over the fence in left center, and the whole dugout was laughing at him by the time I got back.
One night in Galway during a summer study abroad in college, I drank ten pints of Guinness. The next day, I took a ferry to Inishmore and rented a bike and cycled from one end of the island to the other and back. I never puked, barely.
I sponsored a wish for the Make-A-Wish foundation. I paid for a little girl with cancer and her family to travel to Disneyland. It has been several years, and the little girl is in full remission and doing great.
While working at an urgent care to make extra money during residency, I saw a Hispanic patient who didn’t speak English and didn’t have insurance. His main symptom was blurry vision. I got the best history I could translating with my phone (this was around 2009) and ordered the one test he could afford - a rapid blood glucose. His blood sugar was over 400 (he had type two diabetes), so I printed out a bunch of Spanish language stuff about diabetes and gave him the best advice I could. Months later, I happened to be back at that facility (I would rotate around different offices in the area when I worked) and he came back. The woman who checked him in said he had been coming back every week, but he refused to see anyone but me. He had lost a bunch of weight and looked great and his symptoms had resolved. He just wanted to thank me.
I diagnosed one of my best friends with kidney cancer, then I used radiofrequency ablation to essentially melt the tumor. All of his subsequent scans have been negative and the chance of recurrence is basically zero.
I took my oldest son to Italy the summer before last. One day, we rented a boat out of Positano and spent the day cruising around, swimming, visiting Capri, lunching at an expensive place at a table beside a famous actor and his family, etc. That night, my son told me it had been the best day of his life.
I recorded 21 tackles in one game during my sophomore year in high school. An opposing coach came up to me after the game and said it was one of the best performances he had ever witnessed.
I called my shot on the only home run I ever hit in high school. A freshman on the JV team who was in the dugout was giving me a hard time about not having a hit yet in the game, so I guaranteed I would hit a homer my next at-bat. We made a bet, and the loser had to buy the winner whatever they wanted at McDonald’s the next day. I cranked the first pitch over the fence in left center, and the whole dugout was laughing at him by the time I got back.
One night in Galway during a summer study abroad in college, I drank ten pints of Guinness. The next day, I took a ferry to Inishmore and rented a bike and cycled from one end of the island to the other and back. I never puked, barely.
I sponsored a wish for the Make-A-Wish foundation. I paid for a little girl with cancer and her family to travel to Disneyland. It has been several years, and the little girl is in full remission and doing great.
While working at an urgent care to make extra money during residency, I saw a Hispanic patient who didn’t speak English and didn’t have insurance. His main symptom was blurry vision. I got the best history I could translating with my phone (this was around 2009) and ordered the one test he could afford - a rapid blood glucose. His blood sugar was over 400 (he had type two diabetes), so I printed out a bunch of Spanish language stuff about diabetes and gave him the best advice I could. Months later, I happened to be back at that facility (I would rotate around different offices in the area when I worked) and he came back. The woman who checked him in said he had been coming back every week, but he refused to see anyone but me. He had lost a bunch of weight and looked great and his symptoms had resolved. He just wanted to thank me.
I diagnosed one of my best friends with kidney cancer, then I used radiofrequency ablation to essentially melt the tumor. All of his subsequent scans have been negative and the chance of recurrence is basically zero.
I took my oldest son to Italy the summer before last. One day, we rented a boat out of Positano and spent the day cruising around, swimming, visiting Capri, lunching at an expensive place at a table beside a famous actor and his family, etc. That night, my son told me it had been the best day of his life.
Posted on 11/11/23 at 1:22 am to Ingeniero
quote:
Some of y'all probably get a boner when the wind blows
Posted on 11/11/23 at 2:06 am to X123F45
Unassisted triple play at short.
Posted on 11/11/23 at 6:20 am to X123F45
Among an extensive list of awesomeness - as a high school point guard I sank 164 free throws in a row, but my personal bball achievement was once being called for goaltending at 5'10".
Page 5 of 6
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News