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re: Ot docs and smart people. Please help

Posted on 2/18/17 at 9:48 am to
Posted by L S Usetheforce
Member since Jun 2004
23295 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 9:48 am to
Quit taking cum shots to the face!
This post was edited on 2/18/17 at 9:49 am
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 10:27 am to
Bactroban ointment. It takes a prescription.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68344 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 10:33 am to
Well it sucks, that's why.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77983 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 10:35 am to
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Yet the child was completely UNVACCINATED!! Wtf??! I mean, the respiratory therapist is likely exposed to all kinds of nasty stuff like pertussis, etc on a regular basis. The RT has likely seen people die from basic respiratory stuff like the flu. The child then being at a higher risk of getting sick from the parent exposing them to that. Yet this "medical professional" wouldn't vaccinate their child.
Just because a person has a medical degree does not mean they are intelligent.
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Another way I knew this RT parent was an idiot. Kid was coughing from pneumonia...RT parent made me page the resident at 2 am to get albuterol treatments ordered for the cough
Albuterol fixes everything apparently.
Posted by TFS4E
Washington DC
Member since Nov 2008
14188 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 10:44 am to
I don't always get infections near my brain, but when I do I try to make them worse
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77983 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 10:46 am to
Posted by The Great McGinty
Member since Jan 2017
1384 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 10:49 am to
Once the tears start running, you know your making progress. That's your cue to put that son of a bitch in a bear hug and squeeze the meat out of it, or till it screams "Calf Rope"! Should be good after that.

Edit: if you have some of that old school Black Tar (not the dope) salve, put that on it after. It draws out fluids.
This post was edited on 2/18/17 at 10:53 am
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 10:51 am to
Poke it with a needle again, and put your big boy pants on
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
15632 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:11 am to
Lsunurse you make it sound like RT's are idiots. They've helped save many patients that have coded. Also helped many patients in respiratory failure from getting intubated.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47694 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:16 am to
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Bactroban ointment. It takes a prescription.


No worries. OP works in the medical field and has stolen almost a fully stocked pharmacy for his home.

Would this be an act of aggression on his part or just a micro?
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34738 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:25 am to
Put some Windex on it....
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:25 am to
The amount of ammonia in urine works better
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:32 am to
No, I only made it sound like that specific RT and the OP is an idiot. Because both of them are.


I actually feel that most of them are pretty knowledgeable. Granted many of them still smoke(I've worked at many hospitals and have always noticed the high amount of smoker RTs)....which makes no sense but whatever
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:37 am to
I don't trust doctors I only see shamans I stumble on in the woods tripping balls on ayahuasca
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:39 am to
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Snort a line of cocaine, then get a knife and cut if off.

You wont feel a thing


I was gonna say the same thing except instead of knife, a Wood Burner.

Ya know he's got one laying around somewhere from that Christmas with the weird Aunt/Uncle.
Posted by ChandlerB03
Natchez, MS
Member since Nov 2015
1791 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:39 am to
Staph in your nose. Nothing docs can do by give antibiotics. Take it from someone who has the same thing. It will go away and come back too
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:42 am to
How'd you get staph in your nose? In some cases can't staph leave a deep scar?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 12:32 pm to
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How'd you get staph in your nose?


It's a common place for staph to live. Lots of people have staph colonized in their noses with no ill effects whatsoever. My wife got MRSA once and the doctor prescribed everyone in the family this anti-bacterial nasal cream. We had to swab it around in our noses a couple of times a day to wipe out whatever was in there in case one of us was the carrier she picked up the infection from.

That said, is OP dead yet? I got dibs on his stuff. Judging from the idiocy of how he dealt with this infection, though, I'm guessing there aren't going to be a whole lot of books without pictures.
This post was edited on 2/18/17 at 12:37 pm
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36799 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 12:53 pm to
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Who thinks it is a good idea to blindly inject lidocaine into their nostril?



Only caine in my nostril is of the Coke variety
Posted by ChandlerB03
Natchez, MS
Member since Nov 2015
1791 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 1:59 pm to
Pretty common place.

It feels like a big arse pimple that you can't pop. When mine flares up, I don't want anything touching my nose
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