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re: Orcas Are Wearing Dead Salmon as Hats, And Scientists Are Stumped

Posted on 12/4/24 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
41245 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 5:39 pm to
Gang affiliation. Watch out for the ones with octopus on their head.
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
8479 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

Dolphins are right there.


Orcas ARE a species of dolphin. Considering that they love to eat dolphins, thats kinda scary.
Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
485 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 5:41 pm to
Answer: Fashion always repeats itself.


And typically about every 40 years.

Yup. Girls AND women are wearing baggy-as-shite jumpers and overalls, just like Bananarama.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84097 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 5:45 pm to
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Salmon Hat would be a good band name.


Remember that band in the 80s that had that song called" The Safety Date".
The band was called Men Without Dicks, I think?

We can date if ya wanna..

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70416 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 5:49 pm to
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Reminds me of the band Leftover Salmon


One of my favorites. Poli-ethnic cajun slamgrass.
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
27423 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 5:53 pm to
frick Shark Week. I want Orca Week!!
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
17485 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 5:55 pm to
Those are Ed Gein Orcas

Ed Gein wiki
Posted by G I Jeaux
off duty
Member since Aug 2009
2366 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 6:06 pm to
Ever been to an Arkansas football game?
Posted by marigny
land of dreamy dreams
Member since May 2023
117 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 6:14 pm to
I would’ve preferred the safety date… at least I could understand that concept.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
29718 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 6:19 pm to
Know what else happened on the west coast in 1987? about the same time as the orcas were wearing Salmon on their heads?
Earthquakes. Several of them.`
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
2398 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 6:25 pm to
Just wait until they figure out how to put rings in their noses or scratch designs on their flippers with wanas (black sea urchins).

High sea fashion.
Posted by Seeing Grey
Member since Sep 2015
755 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 7:04 pm to
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Because orcas are the dickheads of the oceans. That's science.


Shocking that in an environment as harsh as the ocean, the apex predator is considered to be a dickhead. Maybe we can get them some counseling so they can be more empathetic.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75248 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 7:51 pm to
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Maybe we can get them some counseling so they can be more empathetic
Nah, we just start fishing them out of spite and maybe a meal or two.
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7749 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 7:51 pm to
Hipster orcas and their stupid fedoras.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2760 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 8:20 pm to
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Women like fancy hats. Mystery solved.


They’re definitely not those punk teens that freeze theirs since they only wear straight brimmed.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96850 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 9:17 pm to
The look on that seals face is one who knows he is fricked
Posted by PassGassed
Member since Mar 2021
648 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 9:23 pm to
Apex predators
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
3338 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 9:24 pm to
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Hipster orcas and their stupid fedoras.

Can’t wait for them to start drinking IPAs and wearing flannel…then I will really hate those pretentious tuxedoed assholes.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
19755 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 10:01 pm to
Its like the Navy Seals coming back flying the Jolly Rodger for a successful covert mission.
Posted by StanSmith
Member since May 2018
1040 posts
Posted on 12/4/24 at 10:35 pm to
It rubs the roe on its skin or else it gets the hook again
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