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Opium addicted parrots destroying poppy fields for Indian farmers.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:26 pm
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The Indian opium industry is already suffering because of poor weather conditions, and farmers say the sudden surge of ‘opium addicted’ parrots could be the final straw for them.
Speaking to Indian news agency ANI opium farmer Nandkishore, from Madhya Pradesh, said that poppy cultivators have asked district officials for hep several times, but their pleas have been ignored.
"One poppy flower gives around 20-25 grams of opium. But a large group of parrots feed on these plants around 30-40 times a day and some even fly away with poppy pods, thereby reducing the produce.
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:28 pm to CptBengal
Sounds like easy targets with a 12ga
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:28 pm to CptBengal
if only those parrots would do something useful like solve this spider dilemma
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:29 pm to CptBengal
bet they are the happiest fricking parrots that have ever lived
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:33 pm to SoFunnyItsNot
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bet they are the happiest fricking parrots that have ever lived
They probably don't shite, either. Good birds.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:33 pm to CptBengal
Can't help but think about...

quote:
[Chorus - x1 Adam Sandler as the pet bird]
I`m fricking Wasted..
It`s the best shite I ever tasted!
My brains really wasted!Waaahh....I'm fricking fried!
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:33 pm to CptBengal
Really sad that they waste opium on parrots when we have so many hurting people that need that medicine here
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:35 pm to CptBengal
Is there nothing else that must be done to the sap before it'll do the deed? Ive seen pics or vids of slits along the sides and sap drain/hardening. Will tht straight up do a fella I mean parrot right?
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:35 pm to CptBengal
Polly wants some Molly?
This post was edited on 2/26/19 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 2/26/19 at 5:32 pm to Clyde Tipton
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Can't help but think about...
Posted on 2/26/19 at 5:53 pm to CptBengal
I’ve heard of a Norwegian Blue parrot. A Black Tar one is new to me though.
Posted on 2/26/19 at 6:10 pm to davyjones
quote:You cut the pod and it bleeds and then you scrap up the blood and get stoned. This is where the say of getting two birds stoned came from.
Is there nothing else that must be done to the sap before it'll do the deed? Ive seen pics or vids of slits along the sides and sap drain/hardening. Will tht straight up do a fella I mean parrot right?
Posted on 2/26/19 at 6:27 pm to SoFunnyItsNot
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Opium addicted parrots destroying poppy fields for Indian farmers.
bet they are the happiest fricking parrots that have ever lived
Yea well its all fun and games until you see a parrot you know sucking cock for pods...
Posted on 2/26/19 at 6:27 pm to el Gaucho
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Really sad that they waste opium on parrots when we have so many hurting people that need that medicine here
Like my cousin with fibromyalgia
Posted on 2/26/19 at 6:30 pm to dawgsjlw
Well I'll be damned.
You holding? ??
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This is where the say of getting two birds stoned came from.
You holding? ??
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:04 pm to Shepherd
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Polly wants some Molly?
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:18 pm to CptBengal
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a large group of parrots feed on these plants around 30-40 times a day

Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:24 pm to sabanisarustedspoke
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a parrot you know sucking cock
And here I thought too much teeth was the worst bj I could get.
Ouch
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