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Opium addicted parrots destroying poppy fields for Indian farmers.

Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:26 pm
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:26 pm
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The Indian opium industry is already suffering because of poor weather conditions, and farmers say the sudden surge of ‘opium addicted’ parrots could be the final straw for them.

Speaking to Indian news agency ANI opium farmer Nandkishore, from Madhya Pradesh, said that poppy cultivators have asked district officials for hep several times, but their pleas have been ignored.

"One poppy flower gives around 20-25 grams of opium. But a large group of parrots feed on these plants around 30-40 times a day and some even fly away with poppy pods, thereby reducing the produce.


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Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:28 pm to
Sounds like easy targets with a 12ga
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66984 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:28 pm to
if only those parrots would do something useful like solve this spider dilemma
Posted by SoFunnyItsNot
Member since Mar 2013
4636 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:29 pm to
bet they are the happiest fricking parrots that have ever lived
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:33 pm to
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bet they are the happiest fricking parrots that have ever lived



They probably don't shite, either. Good birds.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40901 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:33 pm to
Can't help but think about...


quote:

[Chorus - x1 Adam Sandler as the pet bird]
I`m fricking Wasted..
It`s the best shite I ever tasted!
My brains really wasted!Waaahh....I'm fricking fried!


Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60074 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:33 pm to
Really sad that they waste opium on parrots when we have so many hurting people that need that medicine here
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
37443 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:35 pm to
Is there nothing else that must be done to the sap before it'll do the deed? Ive seen pics or vids of slits along the sides and sap drain/hardening. Will tht straight up do a fella I mean parrot right?
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
3099 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 4:35 pm to
Polly wants some Molly?
This post was edited on 2/26/19 at 4:36 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139207 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

Can't help but think about...
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105145 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 5:53 pm to
I’ve heard of a Norwegian Blue parrot. A Black Tar one is new to me though.
Posted by dawgsjlw
shite hole with your momma
Member since Sep 2014
826 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

Is there nothing else that must be done to the sap before it'll do the deed? Ive seen pics or vids of slits along the sides and sap drain/hardening. Will tht straight up do a fella I mean parrot right?
You cut the pod and it bleeds and then you scrap up the blood and get stoned. This is where the say of getting two birds stoned came from.
Posted by jackieMoon55
Member since Feb 2018
846 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 6:22 pm to
Posted by sabanisarustedspoke
Member since Jan 2007
5956 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

Opium addicted parrots destroying poppy fields for Indian farmers.
bet they are the happiest fricking parrots that have ever lived




Yea well its all fun and games until you see a parrot you know sucking cock for pods...
Posted by Whatafrekinchessiebr
somewhere down river
Member since Nov 2013
1720 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

Really sad that they waste opium on parrots when we have so many hurting people that need that medicine here


Like my cousin with fibromyalgia
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
37443 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 6:30 pm to
Well I'll be damned.

quote:

This is where the say of getting two birds stoned came from.


You holding? ??
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103782 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

Polly wants some Molly?


Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19625 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:15 pm to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

a large group of parrots feed on these plants around 30-40 times a day

Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3414 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

a parrot you know sucking cock


And here I thought too much teeth was the worst bj I could get.

Ouch
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