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One-year-old struck by a vehicle near Florida Blvd

Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:03 am
Posted by Tigerpaw123
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2007
17261 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:03 am
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BATON ROUGE, La. (WAFB) - The Baton Rouge Police Department is investigating after a child was reportedly hit by a vehicle in the 12000 block of Florida Blvd. around 3:30 a.m. on Thursday, January 14. According to police, the child is possibly around one year old. The child was transported to a local hospital. At this time, the extent of the injuries are unknown.


3:30 in the morning

1 year old

Florida Blvd

What in the ever living phuck?
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:04 am to
3 bans, 5 warnings
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:05 am to
How in the frick is a 1 year old finding it's way out into a road?
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
21259 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:06 am to
Biden's America
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
11857 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:07 am to
If Obama’s parents had had a son.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
30616 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:13 am to
quote:

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BATON ROUGE, La. (WAFB) - The Baton Rouge Police Department is investigating after a child was reportedly hit by a vehicle in the 12000 block of Florida Blvd. around 3:30 a.m. on Thursday, January 14. According to police, the child is possibly around one year old. The child was transported to a local hospital. At this time, the extent of the injuries are unknown.


3:30 in the morning

1 year old

Florida Blvd

What in the ever living phuck?


Lyndon Baines Johnson......
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27429 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:14 am to
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:15 am to
Can we just rename the street?

Too many crazy people come from there.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119234 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:17 am to
How is that even possible?
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27251 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:19 am to
Posted by T
Member since Jan 2004
9889 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:22 am to
And that’s not the part of Florida Blvd by downtown that’s a narrow undivided 4 lane. The 12000 block is between Sherwood and Flannery that’s wide 4 lane with a big median, service roads and big ditches on each side.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10052 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:23 am to
Reminds me that old old Dave Chappelle stand up about pulling up to the corner in the ghetto and seeing a baby standing there at 3AM.

Dave rolls down the window: “hey, baby, go home—it’s 3 o’clock in the morning, what the frick you are doing?”

Baby says “I’m sellin weed”

“I had to buy two bags from him just to calm down”
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:23 am to
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3:30 in the morning


If the car didn’t kill him/her, the cold temps (mid to low 30s) possibly would have


Throw the parents in jail
This post was edited on 1/14/21 at 7:24 am
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58890 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:23 am to
Must have been a vehicle broken down for a kid to be in the middle of the road on that stretch of Florida where there are 2 service roads on either side of the road.


Regardless...
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41634 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:25 am to
Reputations are 100% earned, never just handed out.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27005 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:26 am to
CPS and DUI

How do you hit a baby at 03:30 am? What else is on the road? Had to be drunk.
Posted by Jamiroqui37
Member since Jan 2021
575 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:34 am to
Why was a baby in the road? Charge the parents
Posted by TygerDurden
Member since Sep 2009
1850 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:38 am to
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Throw the parents in jail


Unfortunately nothing will happen to them.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41634 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:39 am to
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Why was a baby in the road?

Parents are obviously oppressed by the white man.
Posted by LSUdoc71
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2012
344 posts
Posted on 1/14/21 at 7:41 am to
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Why was a baby in the road? Charge the parents


I think you mean parent.
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