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re: One million dollars and one year to live

Posted on 7/12/17 at 11:55 am to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70178 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 11:55 am to
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invest half of it for my kids and put it in a fund that would release to them when they are 18.



why wouldn't you just buy a million dollar policy for the kids?
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 11:58 am to
Travel around the world with my girlfriend, marry her in Paris, then make it a point to have sex in as many countries countries as possible until I die.

If I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd still travel the world. Stay in as many different countries as possible before I croak. And despite your rule, frick as many women (possibly strippers) as possible. What's the point of having $1M and a year to live if you can't tap some poon on your way out.
Posted by Machine
Earth
Member since May 2011
6001 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:03 pm to
i'd spend a million dollars fighting whatever was going to kill me in a year
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70471 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:03 pm to
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Assume you have no family, no one to leave it to.





Then i would buy the oldest, rarest gun i could for a million.


And shoot myself
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30618 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:06 pm to
I'd get a fun car, eat a shite ton of steak, drink a shite ton of wine and bourbon, and spend time with family
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
3100 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:07 pm to
Ok Brewster.
Posted by TigerTerd
Member since Sep 2010
2676 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:07 pm to
I would travel and have sex with at least 1 woman from every country in the world.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27967 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:09 pm to
This is the OT. Why would I take a pay cut?
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26338 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:15 pm to
Travel the world, but aim for mostly the small villages and rural areas to get more of a native culture experience instead of the modernized cities. And get laid all around the world during my travels
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
Member since Feb 2013
12113 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:16 pm to
Buy an amazing car, probably an AMG or a GTR, supe it all the way up, and drive it all over the world.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:17 pm to
Fricking easy. I would just travel around the world eating.
Posted by 632627
LA
Member since Dec 2011
15406 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:24 pm to
To be honest, drugs and women would be the first 2 things I'd spend it on.

Since those aren't an option, I'd eat like a fricking king every day and do some traveling.
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6853 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:29 pm to
With only a million dollars for a year, you're not exactly living like a king.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:30 pm to
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I've got some bad news. A million bucks is chump change to the vast majority of Augusta's members and they don't want to risk their memberships, so you're probably not getting a round. Also, you'd still be dead in a year.


The entire Augusta staff and their family get to play a round on the course the week after the nationals, one of them could probably be bought off.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26817 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:37 pm to
No hookers and blow, but you talking about bribing someone to play golf? If I were you, I wouldn't want to live another year
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
151053 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:41 pm to
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I don't have to. I'm rich.

but then youd be less rich
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:49 pm to
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The entire Augusta staff and their family get to play a round on the course the week after the nationals, one of them could probably be bought off.

See, that's the kind of thoughtful targeting of resources that might get you somewhere.
Posted by VaeVictus
Member since Feb 2017
1956 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:54 pm to
I'd find the person upholding these ridiculous rules, have them "Dexter'd", then go straight to finding strippers and blow.
This post was edited on 7/12/17 at 12:55 pm
Posted by adp
Member since Jul 2015
2735 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 12:59 pm to
He probably doesn't want to deal with the law or get STD's. I'm sure he doesn't want to come back with a coke addiction either.

I'm sure most of you have never come close to cocaine anyway.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73782 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 1:03 pm to
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One million dollars and one year to live


Man. Not only do OTBallers have to deal with a terminal illness but also a major drop in wealth, as well? That's a pretty bleak scenario.
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