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re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory

Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:49 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53386 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:49 pm to
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This is never an option, ma'am.
ok
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
47275 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:51 pm to
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I’m not afraid of anything - I was typing up a very real scenario that can happen that is a lot worse than leaving a basket out


I don't think you understand what a very real scenario is. Way more likely you get killed by lightning returning the cart then your very real scenario.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53386 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:52 pm to
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I don't think you understand what a very real scenario is. Way more likely you get killed by lightning returning the cart than your very real scenario.
apparently you don’t live in a predominantly Democrat area
Posted by bamaguy17
Member since Jul 2022
1208 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:52 pm to
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I usually park near the whatcha call it anyway

This is what I do. #1, it’s easier to return and #2 the people good enough to return their carts will have the common decency to not ding your car.
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
47275 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:54 pm to
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apparently you don’t live in a predominantly Democrat area


No you just don't understand risk
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53386 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:55 pm to
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No you just don't understand risk
ok, buddy
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
47275 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 5:56 pm to
We understand you are a lazy sob that won't return the cart. It is pretty incredible the mental gymnastics you are using to justify it
This post was edited on 9/29/23 at 5:57 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28715 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 6:00 pm to
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Depends on my situation. If I'm by myself, I most always return. If my youngest kids (2&4) are with me, I don't return it, as I'm not turning my back on my young ones or leaving them unattended while I walk across the way to put a buggy away.


Auto start truck with fob.

Lock son in carseat with truck running.

Return buggy.

If anyone tries to steal the truck, it shuts off.

If anyone breaks a window, they are getting 18 hollowpoints.

It takes 15 seconds or more to undo all of those straps. That's a long time to stand still.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53386 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 6:00 pm to
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lazy sob
you haven’t read my previous posts so who is lazy?

I almost always return the cart - I just think it’s a terrible indicator as to who is good and who is bad in society
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28434 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 6:03 pm to
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I’m not afraid of anything


You got that Urbach-Wiethe? If not you are fibbing...
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53386 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 6:05 pm to
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You got that Urbach-Wiethe? If not you are fibbing...
smith & Wesson?
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
38514 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 6:09 pm to
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what about if it’s 100 degrees outside and you live in Baton Rouge - do you go start the car to put the a/c on so your kids are comfortable and risk having your car stolen with the kids in it?? Or just leave the basket where you are?


Your kid will survive the hot car for the 30 seconds it takes to put the cart back.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 6:12 pm to
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people who judge embolden me to not pick them up.


Trashy people usually don't care about judgement.
Posted by TIGERsinceCONCEPTION
Uptown New Orleans
Member since Jan 2009
1103 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 7:09 pm to
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So you leave it in the parking lot because you can’t bring your kids with you to the cart corral probably less than 50 feet or less from where you are standing?


That’s how I achieve this with my kids…
Posted by Hook Em Horns
350000 posts
Member since Sep 2010
15649 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 7:11 pm to
All of you people blaming this shite on your kids is hilarious. No it's because you are fat and lazy. And if I see you leave a cart I will yell at you. Just know this.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
35226 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 7:17 pm to
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what about if it’s 100 degrees outside and you live in Baton Rouge - do you go start the car to put the a/c on so your kids are comfortable and risk having your car stolen with the kids in it?? Or just leave the basket where you are?

If you don’t want to bring your kid with you to return the cart, start your vehicle, put the kid in it, lock the door, return the cart, return to your vehicle. That way little Braxton can sit in the A/C and your doors are locked so the human traffickers won’t steal him and sell him into sex slavery.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82178 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 7:19 pm to
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start the car to put the a/c on so your kids are comfortable


I’ve never met a child that can’t handle being in the heat for 2 minutes while you load the car and return the cart.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
16002 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 7:35 pm to
I park next to the cart corral farthest out in front of the store. A few extra steps is all it takes. No hassles. Pull right up and park. No jockeying for spots. Returning the cart is easy.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
47575 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 7:41 pm to
There are bunch of damn liars in this thread. Most of you ppl claiming you put the cart back are full of shite. If most this were true there wouldn't be so many carts spread around the parking lots of grocery stores and walmart or wherever. As far as me I will admit sometimes I return it sometimes I do not. Its not like I give a shite what anyone thinks of me anyway. Judge away but at least I am honest.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 9/29/23 at 7:50 pm to
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Ponchy Tiger


Somebody failed the test.
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