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UltimaParadox
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Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory

Surprisingly searched turned up nothing...





I feel like there is definitely a few people on the O-T who never returns the cart.



USEyourCURDS
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Jim Rockford
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re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
Rounding up shopping carts in the parking lot provides gainful employment for people who may not be qualified for anything else.


OldHickory
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re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
If it’s at Aldi and I get rewarded with a quarter.


RodFarva
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Member since Jun 2015
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re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
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Rounding up shopping carts in the parking lot provides gainful employment for people who may not be qualified for anything else.



Exactly! Do you clean your table after eating at a restaurant (a restaurant not some fast casual shit)?


GreenRockTiger
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re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
That theory is dumb


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Antib551
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Houma, LA
Member since Dec 2018
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re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
Depends on my situation. If I'm by myself, I most always return. If my youngest kids (2&4) are with me, I don't return it, as I'm not turning my back on my young ones or leaving them unattended while I walk across the way to put a buggy away. I've instructed my wife to do the same, but be aware of her surroundings and leave the buggy if it doesnt feel right.


UltimaParadox
Alabama Fan
Huntsville
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re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
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That theory is dumb


I guess we know where you stand... animal


dgnx6
Atlanta Braves Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
64946 posts

re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
Here is my thing.

You just walked around the grocery store and to and from your parking spot. You can’t take the cart back? That’s where you draw the line on physical activity?

And some people take longer trying prop the cart somewhere else than just shoving it in the corral.


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re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
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Exactly! Do you clean your table after eating at a restaurant (a restaurant not some fast casual shit)?

No but I care for other people and places that are not South Louisiana have these things called hills. Hills and wind sometimes combine to crash carts into parked cars.


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UltimaParadox
Alabama Fan
Huntsville
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re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
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Rounding up shopping carts in the parking lot provides gainful employment for people who may not be qualified for anything else.


They still have a job getting the carts from the designated areas.

People who just leave the cart in the parking spots... I have no words


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LouisianaLady
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re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
So you leave it in the parking lot because you can’t bring your kids with you to the cart corral probably less than 50 feet or less from where you are standing?


dgnx6
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Baton Rouge
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re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
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That theory is dumb


Found the a-hole that just leaves the cart behind the car parked next to them.



EarlyCuyler3
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re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
It's a good theory.


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tigeralum06
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Member since Oct 2007
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re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
If I grab a stray cart on my way in, can I leave it as a stray when I get back to my car?


LouisianaLady
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Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2009
80764 posts

re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
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You just walked around the grocery store and to and from your parking spot. You can’t take the cart back? That’s where you draw the line on physical activity?


Exactly. The kids thing makes no sense to me. Bring them to the cart corral the exact same way you brought them across the parking lot into the store and then throughout the store and then back to the lot.


Dire Wolf
Houston Astros Fan
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36057 posts

re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
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Depends on my situation. If I'm by myself, I most always return. If my youngest kids (2&4) are with me, I don't return it, as I'm not turning my back on my young ones or leaving them unattended while I walk across the way to put a buggy away. I've instructed my wife to do the same, but be aware of her surroundings and leave the buggy if it doesnt feel right.



and people wonder why kids grow up to be clueless little shitheads


Boudreaux35
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re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
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Found the a-hole that just leaves the cart behind the car parked next to them.


I like to place it in front of the F250 jacked up 9 inches that took 5 minutes to back into the spot and extend 3 feet beyond the back of the spot. I put it real close so he probably won't see it and then run over it.


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texn
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re: Oldie: Shopping Cart Theory
I always return the cart to the cart corral...I don't always to remember to take my child out of the cart...


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