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Oil field got you down? Well have I got a job for you
Posted on 3/31/16 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 3/31/16 at 1:11 pm
Pigeon Botherer
After a numerous amount of complaints from residents and visitors over recent months, the city council is looking for a unique individual to fill the position of ‘Pidgeon Botherer’ during peak shopping hours in order to keep the flying vermin off of the main high street.
With a competitive salary, a pigeon costume and a poking device all provided by the council, the ideal applicant will be able to show that they can successfully scare the pigeons enough to never return to the area. Creativity and innovation in scaring pigeons is a must.
Open auditions for the role will commence at 9:00am. Costume is optional but very welcome.
After a numerous amount of complaints from residents and visitors over recent months, the city council is looking for a unique individual to fill the position of ‘Pidgeon Botherer’ during peak shopping hours in order to keep the flying vermin off of the main high street.
With a competitive salary, a pigeon costume and a poking device all provided by the council, the ideal applicant will be able to show that they can successfully scare the pigeons enough to never return to the area. Creativity and innovation in scaring pigeons is a must.
Open auditions for the role will commence at 9:00am. Costume is optional but very welcome.
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Posted on 3/31/16 at 1:13 pm to Placebeaux
quote:Walter?
‘Pidgeon Botherer'
Posted on 3/31/16 at 1:13 pm to Placebeaux
just give a few hobos $10 a day and a sling shot and problem solved
Posted on 3/31/16 at 1:14 pm to Placebeaux
You can't buy a decent set of truck nutz on that kind of pittance.
This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 6:43 pm
Posted on 3/31/16 at 1:15 pm to Placebeaux
let me know when the position of pigeon killer becomes available.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 1:20 pm to Placebeaux
Pigeon jambalaya.
Problem solved.
Problem solved.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 1:32 pm to X123F45
I'd rather eat dirt
Posted on 3/31/16 at 1:38 pm to The Ostrich
I'm in wind, and business is booming. Infinite truck nuts for us.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 2:01 pm to Placebeaux
I'll do it if they provide the flame thrower!
Posted on 3/31/16 at 2:04 pm to Yewkindewit
Posted on 3/31/16 at 2:06 pm to tigerinthebueche
quote:
let me know when the position of pigeon killer becomes available.
That will be after the botherer position goes through a good bit of turnover with little results.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 2:07 pm to Placebeaux
leave the oil field baws alone.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 2:15 pm to LOL
Pigeons can't taste that bad, can they?
Posted on 3/31/16 at 2:22 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Pigeons can't taste that bad, can they?
Ever heard of squab? It is pigeon and it is really good.
This post was edited on 3/31/16 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 3/31/16 at 2:36 pm to glassman
I know a guy here who raises his own squab for personal consumption. He has a few dozen or so, and like you, he says they taste good, but I haven't had the occasion to try it.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 2:39 pm to The Ostrich
quote:FIFY
just give a few 10 year olds $10 a day and a sling shot and problem solved
Posted on 3/31/16 at 2:41 pm to G Vice
quote:
He has a few dozen or so, and like you, he says they taste good, but I haven't had the occasion to try it.
You should get a few. Cook them up like dove or quail.
Posted on 3/31/16 at 4:52 pm to glassman
quote:
Ever heard of squab? It is pigeon and it is really good.
Insanely good actually
Posted on 3/31/16 at 5:40 pm to Placebeaux
fricking foreigners
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