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re: Officials in Brazil claim to have found the world's oldest man – a 131-year-old

Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:18 pm to
Posted by Scoop
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:18 pm to
Good for him. He is 131 years old and still gangsta enough to steal Manute Bol's pajama pants.
Posted by jembeurt
Raceland
Member since Apr 2008
8882 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:51 pm to
Cut him in half and count the rings.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:03 pm to
bullshite. Votor and social security rolls have dozens of people older than that in New Orleans alone (sadly not a joke).
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110700 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:10 pm to
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The birth certificate makes use of some very modern looking font. Ahead of their time, I guess.


It's at least as legitimate as the birth certificate Obama produced.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:16 pm to
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People age differently. I have one grandma that is 89 and has been in the bed for basically 5 or 7 years. My other grandma is 84 and still works 40 hours a week at Dillards. No doubt she'll make a bill


Unfortunately, people also go downhill rapidly.

My grandmother was moving pretty well a few years before her death, and by well, I mean she could bend her back to look down into the freezer at a speed I wouldn't risk now

But, a stroke a year or two later, and a degenerative hip after that, she was dead within 3 years or so.
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 5:17 pm
Posted by jefffan
Florence- Sumter- Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:23 pm to
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Cut him in half and count the rings.


Posted by Breesus
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Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:26 pm to
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Unfortunately, people also go downhill rapidly.

My grandmother was moving pretty well a few years before her death, and by well, I mean she could bend her back to look down into the freezer at a speed I wouldn't risk now

But, a stroke a year or two later, and a degenerative hip after that, she was dead within 3 years or so.




Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20650 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:27 pm to
Argentina has its own serious issues and its political system is ducked, etc, but Argentina has a much much better administrative network that most other South Anerican countries.
Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
3727 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:30 pm to
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bullshite. Votor and social security rolls have dozens of people older than that in New Orleans alone (sadly not a joke).


Wait, what? Explain yourself. This is more interesting than some dude who's allegedly 131 years old.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:46 pm to
My great grandmother lived to be something like 94 years old. That was old enough to see her son, my grandfather, die of natural causes at like 74 the year or so before she died. It's got to be a strange and horrible fate, although I've been told that it was hard to tell how much she understood near the end.

If legit, and I'm not at all convinced that it is, then this guy is old enough to have seen his grandchildren die of old age. Craziness.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
48456 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:52 pm to
80....max for me

And that's only if I'm still able to do things and not where diapers

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141199 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:53 pm to
Did they have color printers back in 1884?
Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
3727 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:54 pm to
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Did they have color printers back in 1884?


No. Its a reprint, look at the bottom of the page. There is a phone and fax number.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78041 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:55 pm to
Not real. They need more proof than that.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67002 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 5:58 pm to
Can they carbon date him?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:03 pm to
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He is 131 years old and still gangsta enough to steal Manute Bol's pajama pants.
He tried to get Mutumbo's but he told him-


Posted by TygerDurden
Member since Sep 2009
1975 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:07 pm to
WTF kind of pants is this cat wearing!
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91107 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 6:09 pm to
He doesn't look a day over 110.
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