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Officials in Brazil claim to have found the world's oldest man – a 131-year-old
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:46 pm
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:46 pm
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Civil servants in Brazil say they have discovered the world's oldest person – a 131-year-old father-of-three living with a wife 69 years his junior. The Guinness Book of Records recognises 112-year-old Yasutaro Koide from Japan as the oldest person alive. And Frenchwoman Jeanne Calment, who died aged 122 in 1997, holds the record for the world's longest living person. But social security workers in Acre in north Brazil today caused a stir by publishing photographs of Joao Coelho de Souza alongside a birth certificate dated March 10, 1884.
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This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 3:50 pm
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:46 pm to Rhino5
Man I hope I die at like 80.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:47 pm to Rhino5
Screw that I couldn't imagine living like that
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:48 pm to Rhino5
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131-year-old father-of-three living with a wife 69 years his junior.
Pics?
oh and no way he is 131
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:50 pm to Rhino5
Wonder if he could handle a viagra or if it would kill him?
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:50 pm to Rhino5
The birth certificate makes use of some very modern looking font. Ahead of their time, I guess.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:52 pm to Rhino5
Why did Dan Gilbert issue the birth certificate?
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:52 pm to Rhino5
Looks very official with the Comic Sans font.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:53 pm to Rhino5
His chest still bigger than Paige's
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:55 pm to RedFoxx
I was going to say the exact same thing 
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:56 pm to TejasHorn
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The birth certificate makes use of some very modern looking font. Ahead of their time, I guess.
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Looks very official with the Comic Sans font.
The birth certificate isn't from 1884....it just has that noted as his birth year. At the bottom you can see "11 October 1974" and "18 October 2007."
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 3:58 pm
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:59 pm to GeauxColonels
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The birth certificate isn't from 1884....it just has that noted as his birth year. At the bottom you can see "11 October 1974" and "2007."
I'm not doubting the timeline. I've never seen Comic Sans font on any official government docs before.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:02 pm to Rhino5
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:03 pm to RedFoxx
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I've never seen Comic Sans font on any official government docs before.
Well, it IS Brazil.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:04 pm to Rhino5
Are they sure he's still alive? That picture isn't very convincing.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:04 pm to Topwater Trout
My great grandma lived until she was 102. Yeah she looked old, but not that old. You could really tell by the way she moved. She drank coffee all day, and would spill most out of the cup before she could drink it. She'd always have huge long ashes on her cigs because she would drop them if she tried to ash them.
People age differently. I have one grandma that is 89 and has been in the bed for basically 5 or 7 years. My other grandma is 84 and still works 40 hours a week at Dillards. No doubt she'll make a bill
People age differently. I have one grandma that is 89 and has been in the bed for basically 5 or 7 years. My other grandma is 84 and still works 40 hours a week at Dillards. No doubt she'll make a bill
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:05 pm to GeauxColonels
I did think that too. Hell, even my GF's old Argentinian passport looked more official and that country is just as dysfunctional. Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:05 pm to Rhino5
Fraud.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:08 pm to TejasHorn
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The birth certificate makes use of some very modern looking font. Ahead of their time, I guess.
I'm skeptical.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 4:12 pm to Rex
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His daughter, 30, insists her father's documents have not been falsified
Um, the dude had a daughter at 101?
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