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re: Office White Elephant Gift Party-- Why are people so shitty?

Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:51 pm to
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155504 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:51 pm to
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. $25: limit.

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wrapped up a $6 Rotisserie chicken

The problem is he should’ve wrapped four of them.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:51 pm to
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Why did I attend, or why were they virgins?


Yes
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
465858 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:53 pm to
I was on a lawyer team and those were non-lawyers. I did that for a few years. Lots of attorneys (and now judges) played. There were at least 3 teams with attorneys, sometimes 4.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54875 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:54 pm to
TIL lawyers and judges play trivia on teams.

I also hate white elephant/dirty santa/secret santa/gift exchanges of all kinds.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
18976 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:57 pm to
The one that gets stolen every year in our office is my boss buys $50 of lottery tickets (we have a $50 limit).

Everyone thinks it's their lucky day I guess

Not me, I go for the booze (usually a few options).
Posted by Tridentds
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 2:59 pm to
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$25: limit.
You guys did this....

When you should have done this "Range $10 min to $25 limit"




Posted by Park duck
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 3:01 pm to
Are you a woman?
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
465858 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 3:01 pm to
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TIL lawyers and judges play trivia on teams.


They weren't judges at the time. This was 10+ years ago.

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I also hate white elephant/dirty santa/secret santa/gift exchanges of all kinds.

I hate most forms of Christmas parties (unless it's one with my hardcore friend group), but unlike the guys in that other thread, I try to make experiences I don't particularly like, as fun as possible.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37603 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 3:03 pm to
Shame them. Or hit them with severe office prank.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 3:03 pm to
Anyone bring the dominatrix sex kit and make it awkward?
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54875 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 3:05 pm to
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 I try to make experiences I don't particularly like, as fun as possible.

Agreed. We have two white elephant parties this weekend with extended family
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
15762 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 3:06 pm to
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they'll just sit out next year.


This should be the play every year.

Office games are stupid and someone always gets up into their feels over it.
Posted by L5ut1g3r
Member since Mar 2019
1438 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 3:07 pm to
A few years ago I was the lucky recipient of a used New Orleans saints puzzle that the box was taped back shut. The office sleuths pieced the evidence together and discovered my boss, who makes high six figures, was the giver. He’s a notorious tight wad, but that was pretty sad!
Posted by ILurkThereforeIAm
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Member since Aug 2020
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 3:12 pm to


I've never participated in a white elephant gift exchange that didn't end up with someone being pissed off.
Posted by Scuttle Buttin
Member since May 2020
448 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 3:14 pm to
If you get that chicken, you immediately open it and start eating, making hard eye contact with the rest of the office. Give them some "you're locked in here with me" vibes.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6988 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 3:18 pm to
My daughter did one of these at school, they were all supposed to bring Christmas socks in.

She ended up with one sock.... Some kids parents sent their daughter in with 1 sock. Which likely means they didn't purchase anything and just had a used single sock laying around.

My daughter handled it well and said maybe they couldn't afford it, even have a picture with the girl while my daughter wore the one sock smiling.

Similar demographic. Poor kid though.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 3:18 pm to
If you don't have a couple of crappy gifts in a white elephant exchange, you simply have a secret santa exchange. Maybe you should join the two whiners and sit out next year.

Personally, if I ended up with the Doritos, I'd simply store them until next year and use them as my contribution. It's a game. Somebody has to lose.

I bet you get upset when your kid doesn't get a participation trophy also.

I'd buy the two "jackasses" a beer.

quote:

it was pretty easy to figure out who sucks.


My bet is on
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SirSaintly
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
20943 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 3:28 pm to
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wrapped up a $6 Rotisserie chicken

Dude is out there fighting obesity.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69541 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 3:31 pm to
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The 2 people who got stuck with the crappy gifts were pissed and said they'll just sit out next year.


sound like spoiled brats...it is better to give than receive except during sex lol
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6041 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 3:38 pm to
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wrapped up a $6 Rotisserie chicken


NGL kinda funny
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