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re: Office bathroom issue

Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:53 pm to
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
16682 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:53 pm to
Raise the water level in the toilet so the buttholes are underwater when the shite comes out. Basically you are bypassing the shite and the air mixing.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:53 pm to
quote:

Never understood how many and how often people shite at work.

I'm definitely a home pooper. I have to be about to shite my pants before I go in the office. My body is trained for it though. Plus I'm the 15-30 minute type
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76173 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:53 pm to
quote:

Never understood how many and how often people shite at work.
Amen.

I never shite where I work.

Neh-VAH
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:54 pm to
At least you've moved up from the smell of French frys and hamburger
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:55 pm to
My problem is the bathroom at my office has no fan and the walls are paper thin so there's nothing to muffle the flatulence sound.
Posted by Devil_doge
DFW
Member since Sep 2016
2499 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Never understood how many and how often people shite at work.


Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.

ETA - Not really, the toilets at my job are disgusting.
This post was edited on 7/31/17 at 6:57 pm
Posted by c00per
Member since Aug 2012
176 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 6:57 pm to
Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16913 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 7:00 pm to
I say the bathroom at my work only had a recording of a exhaust fan.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63298 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

I say the bathroom at my work only had a recording of a exhaust fan.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47728 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

In the long run we'll get permission from Landlord to inztall some kind of filter system


shite in his office bathroom. It will help speed up the decision making process.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106086 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 7:35 pm to
Install a baker's rack in the break room.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15327 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

my little way of sticking it to the man.





Sticking it to the man or shitting it to the man.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4818 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 7:44 pm to
Don't install shite in ceiling if it already smells as such.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22024 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 9:01 pm to
Put a pine tree in there!
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 9:08 pm to
People swear by charcoal air fresheners online. I have never tried one, but I was thinking about getting one for my gf for her bday. She takes the biggest shits.

Jk. It would be for her car.

But also she takes the biggest shits.

Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
18223 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 9:13 pm to
All kidding aside Poo-pourri is the shite.
It works every time it's used.
This post was edited on 7/31/17 at 9:14 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73800 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 11:28 pm to
quote:

My problem is the bathroom at my office has no fan and the walls are paper thin so there's nothing to muffle the flatulence sound.


Install an office stereo?
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15168 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 11:35 pm to
There's always someone in an office that has something wrong with their guts. Tell 'em to go on another floor, or go down the road.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64690 posts
Posted on 7/31/17 at 11:44 pm to
Burn a candle in there, or stick some febreeze in there and let it air out in the hallway.
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 8/1/17 at 1:33 am to
You're doing it wrong if you're not getting paid to poop
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