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re: Office and corporate workers - What words and phrases are you sick of hearing?

Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:34 pm to
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24836 posts
Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:34 pm to
"Beef up our documentation."

Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
29595 posts
Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:41 pm to
"To the extent that..." especially when the phrase doesn't really fit the sentence at all, e.g., when it substitutes "If"

"That's helpful"

Any variation of "Have those conversations"
This post was edited on 7/21/15 at 10:18 pm
Posted by RedWineMeNow
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2015
339 posts
Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:43 pm to
"Out of pocket"

"Let me get back to you"

"Pick your brain"

"Win-win"

"Crunch time"
Posted by Sarsippius
P'Ville
Member since Feb 2014
424 posts
Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:50 pm to
"Leverage"

"Sidebar"

Most loathed: "Robust"
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18950 posts
Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:58 pm to
Sexual preference and gender identity. HR shite!
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
23796 posts
Posted on 7/21/15 at 10:42 pm to
quote:

SWOT Analysis = let's waste more company time on some needless bullshite.


Right. It's just another of those MBA exercises taken from a textbook that is a colossal waste. I've noticed how many MBAs are also the ones always saying to "think outside the box" when practically everything they do or suggest is from a textbook.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
90064 posts
Posted on 7/21/15 at 11:17 pm to
Wow can't believe no one said this:
"Right sizing"

"Based on the present global market dynamics we are currently initiating a program to right size the NAM operations force"
Posted by Real Pirate
NE LA
Member since Apr 2013
1879 posts
Posted on 7/21/15 at 11:31 pm to
"where's my bitches?"

"am I gonna have to slap a hoe?"

"bring the mother frickING car around"

"I told you, pregnant bitches don't make shite. Now run your double wide arse back to da house and keep bagging up nickel sacks, bitch"
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5618 posts
Posted on 7/21/15 at 11:33 pm to
Tip of the spear.
This post was edited on 7/21/15 at 11:35 pm
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
6071 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 4:25 am to
"At the end of the day"

"...should absolutely be a part of the conversation"

"Get with me offline"

"Going forward..."

"Engagement" used  in place of "conversation"

"Cutting back on costs"

"Let's think about this"

"We're not looking to place blame or punish anyone". This usually precedes a termination or two.
This post was edited on 7/22/15 at 4:31 am
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22612 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 4:30 am to
My boss uses the phrase "circling the wagons" at least 3 times a day, it's pretty funny.
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17644 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 5:11 am to
Soup to nuts

And as mentioned, "at the end of the day," and the use of "team" makes me cringe.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68544 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 6:24 am to
"We're a people organization"
"Our portfolio"
Anything with "enterprise" in it
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10779 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 6:30 am to
quote:

Office and corporate workers - What words and phrases are you sick of hearing?

Honey
Sweetie
You go girl
Good job Girl
Babe
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
16023 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 6:40 am to
Coordinate with .... On that = talk to someone
Let's close the loop on this = get that shite done
Follow up = talk to someone, who is usually already in the room, at a later date
30000 foot view = I have no clue...just guessing here
Just give me a conceptual cost = put something on a spreadsheet and hit print
Take a stab at it = I want this in 4 hrs or less and IDGAF what it looks like
At the end of the day = we are done talking about that
Button it up = make meaningless edits to a powerpoint
Hit the ground running = do your job
Touch base = talk to someone in a week
Keep it on your radar = this will bite you in the arse later
Run the numbers = do your job
Get the client buy in = do your job
The takeaway is = this meeting needs to end
It's in the pipeline = something that will probably never happen
The sky is the limit here = don't worry about a shite bonus
This post was edited on 7/22/15 at 6:51 am
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 6:45 am to
Wearing multiple hats
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 6:46 am to
"That was inappropriate"
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72160 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 6:48 am to
"Proactive instead of reactive"

"Nip it in the bud"

"Happy Monday"

"One more day closer to Friday"
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36765 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 6:49 am to
"Please put your penis away"
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 7/22/15 at 6:50 am to
"streamline"

"minutiae"

This post was edited on 7/22/15 at 6:50 am
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