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re: Nursing student disappears after reporting toddler walking on interstate UPDATE: ARRESTED

Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15263 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:26 pm to
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I like the part when she told them the “perp” picked her up screaming. Dude musta been swole
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I caught that too. Thought damn I didn’t know Arnold Schwarzenegger was into kidnapping.
This post was edited on 7/19/23 at 3:30 pm
Posted by 1999
Where I be
Member since Oct 2009
33636 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:26 pm to
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What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles.
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
21442 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:26 pm to
Toddler has a top end speed of 40+ mph through tall wet grass. I hope Auburn is in town beating the bushes trying to find the kid. That’s elite speed
Posted by 1999
Where I be
Member since Oct 2009
33636 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:27 pm to
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her mom was expecting her to bring the food from tazikis


poor mom never got the tazikis.
Posted by LSUFAITHFUL
Member since Oct 2007
1089 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:27 pm to
Her 911 call was 2 minutes 45 seconds. (105 seconds). She drove 600 yards in that time still answering the 911 dispatcher’s questions like she still had eyes on the child.

That means the kid was moving 5.71 yards per second. LOL

That’s 11.69 miles per hour. Or a 5:08 minute mile for a toddler in a diaper.
This post was edited on 7/19/23 at 3:30 pm
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
27440 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:27 pm to
How much time can you get for faking your own kidnapping? This woman took away valuable resources that could've gone towards helping real people in need. fricking hate scum like her.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87289 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:28 pm to
"Listen, bore them with the details, you've got to make it thorough enough that they think 'ok nobody would lie about that' - got it?"

"Right so it involved this toddler they used as bait and then a man with orange hair and a bald spot and a woman I couldn't hear in a tractor trailer and then another car and they blindfolded me and took naked photos of me."

"Ok maybe not like that though"
Posted by tigafan4life
Member since Dec 2006
50977 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:29 pm to
Kid is gonna be signed to the saints soon.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87289 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:29 pm to
Nothing is more on brand for Alabama than "listen forget the internet searches the story collapsed when we ran the numbers on the purported top end speed for the toddler."
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
46364 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:30 pm to
Kids be slippery, yo.
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
21940 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:30 pm to
Posted by riverdiver
Summerville SC
Member since May 2022
2966 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:31 pm to
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Parents didn’t know everything the cops just reported in that presser. They believed her. I forgive them for standing by her up until this press conference.


That’s very likely true, and if so, it’s understandable they support their daughter.

Doing the Today show was pure stupidity.

If her brother or sister (in law, can’t remember which), and side piece boyfriend were involved, they should face charges along with her.
Posted by Blizzard of Chizz
Member since Apr 2012
21442 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:31 pm to
I’m just saying if Hoover wants to find this kid just call in some SEC recruiters.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
130142 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:32 pm to
Can anyone give me a brief recap of the latest goings on?
Posted by bonstonker
Member since Jan 2008
381 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:33 pm to
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she's probably going to have to leave the state after this.


She will end up working at a Louisiana Hospital.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:33 pm to
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i forget the guy whose wife still believed. I need a livestream of his living room right now.

That's me.
I'll try to update this evening
Lol
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11016 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:33 pm to
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Nothing is more on brand for Alabama than "listen forget the internet searches the story collapsed when we ran the numbers on the purported top end speed for the toddler."


Everyone knows they simply can’t break into the five’s in a 40 yard dash - and don’t get me started on their shuttle.
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
14222 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:34 pm to
She got home and mom and dad had perfectly reasonable questions that she was obviously not prepared to answer…


‘911, yes i have an unresponsive adult breathing in my home’
This post was edited on 7/19/23 at 3:35 pm
Posted by father2sons
In the woods, Alabama.
Member since Mar 2023
2249 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:34 pm to
Flood it again - god probably
Posted by Dirk Dawgler
Georgia
Member since Nov 2011
4292 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:34 pm to
No. Read the last 6 pages.
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