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re: Nsfw: the most embarrassing sexual thing you've done
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:57 pm to X123F45
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:57 pm to X123F45
I've never hooked up with a fat or ugly bitch. Border line trashy is about it.
Embarrassing?
A 3 pump dump a few times should have been embarrassing I guess.
I did give myself a facial one time while getting a hj at about 16. I never saw it coming, and I was right in the middle of an O face.
You know what? The "don't care had sex" memes are on point, because none of that shite was very embarrassing.
Embarrassing?
A 3 pump dump a few times should have been embarrassing I guess.
I did give myself a facial one time while getting a hj at about 16. I never saw it coming, and I was right in the middle of an O face.
You know what? The "don't care had sex" memes are on point, because none of that shite was very embarrassing.
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Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:57 pm to celltech1981
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Was high and banging this girl. Not only did I nut in about 3 pumps
Ahh yes, the ole two pumps and a swirl trick.
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:58 pm to Doosh606
Your first one is probably mine as well
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:58 pm to X123F45
Girl was nice looking in clothes and DTF. So, I get naked and am ready to go. She removes her shirt - absolutely zero tits. I look, immediately go from hard to soft (and she clearly knew why).
High school - I get invited to watch some guys gang bang this pretty nice looking horny housewife type. She's on the pill, so each guy hits her with no rubber. After the 5th guy, this kid named Buddy pulls up on his motorcycle, jumps off, and says "i'm first!" Clearly, he didn't know what had happened. He goes down on her. The biggest guy there, nicknamed Booger, cuts off this guy who was going to warn him. Disgusting but funny.
High school - I get invited to watch some guys gang bang this pretty nice looking horny housewife type. She's on the pill, so each guy hits her with no rubber. After the 5th guy, this kid named Buddy pulls up on his motorcycle, jumps off, and says "i'm first!" Clearly, he didn't know what had happened. He goes down on her. The biggest guy there, nicknamed Booger, cuts off this guy who was going to warn him. Disgusting but funny.
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:59 pm to X123F45
Almost all of my experiences have been embarrassing.
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:01 pm to Monday
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This is what type of shite I wanted to read. It’s amazing what stupid things we did for a piece when we were young
He didn't have a license or vehicle yet and there were witnesses. Me being one. He better be glad none of us had cell phones in 1994
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:03 pm to OweO
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Are you asking because you need tips on giving?
Yes, I figured I could pass a few tips on to your wife since she sucks at it being that you can’t get a hard on, she doesn’t get much practice
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:03 pm to X123F45
Tried to answer and immediately hang up my phone while... under something heavy.
Completed "answer" but failed "hang up"... accidentally leaving the line open... on the bedside table.
Didn't realize until we'd finished. When I finally picked up the phone and said "hello?" - All I heard was Applause in the background from a half dozen ppl watching Monday Night Football at my friend's house. Turns out I was on speakerphone for a good 45 minutes.
Completed "answer" but failed "hang up"... accidentally leaving the line open... on the bedside table.
Didn't realize until we'd finished. When I finally picked up the phone and said "hello?" - All I heard was Applause in the background from a half dozen ppl watching Monday Night Football at my friend's house. Turns out I was on speakerphone for a good 45 minutes.
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:05 pm to yurintroubl
troubl 
Damn good to see you!
Damn good to see you! 
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:05 pm to yurintroubl
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Turns out I was on speakerphone for a good 4.5 seconds.
Fify
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:06 pm to chinhoyang
They invited you to watch but not join in?
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:06 pm to beerJeep
quote:shes a girl
Turns out I was on speakerphone for a good 4.5 seconds.
Fify
dumbass
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:07 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Yes, I figured I could pass a few tips on to your wife since she sucks at it being that you can’t get a hard on, she doesn’t get much practice
One of your most pathetic attempts ever. Next time, just pass...
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:09 pm to DrunkerThanThou
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: the most embarrassing sexual thing you've done
They invited you to watch but not join in?
They were older, and maybe would have had some mercy invite at the end (but who then would want to?)
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:10 pm to LCA131
Same goes for you
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:11 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Same goes for you
Sick burn...
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:13 pm to LCA131
Thanks pal
I hope you are warm
I hope you are warm
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:15 pm to X123F45
A hot wind hit me as I was going down on her, I guess she was embarrassed. It didn't stop me one bit . I was chasing that poon for three months. I don't think anything would have turned me off at that point.
Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:17 pm to OWLFAN86
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OWLFAN86
I believe delayed gratification is the best gratification
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Iona
usually don't catch up with you in such a. unseemly thread. Posted on 12/13/18 at 6:20 pm to Slagathor
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Started crying mid-BJ. I'd just ended a relationship so it was a weird/emotional time. We're still friends and laugh about it now.
This reminds me of the other embarrassing moment thread topic where the guy started crying while talking about himself in front of some conference meeting. It was so cringeworthy.
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