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Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:25 pm to Slagathor
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Started crying mid-BJ.
So you finished the job while crying? Good girl
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:26 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Were you giving or receiving?
Are you asking because you need tips on giving?
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:26 pm to X123F45
Got so wasted I pissed the bed. She woke up and I blamed it on her. She felt so bad she let me piihb after she changed the sheets and did my laundry.
This post was edited on 12/13/18 at 5:27 pm
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:29 pm to DrunkerThanThou
im pleasantly surprised a few LLotOT having posted my name
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:33 pm to Chief Hinge
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It involved my big toe.
Sgt. Hulka?
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:34 pm to X123F45
Got black out drunk at a party at my house one night at about 18 years old. Met a chick and did the deed during said party. Woke up the next morning to pictures of me and her, she was missing 2 front teeth. I remember nothing.
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:36 pm to OWLFAN86
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im pleasantly surprised a few LLotOT having posted my name
You want them to tell everyone how they caught you spying on them while they were having sex?
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:38 pm to X123F45
A few years ago, I remember my dad telling me I had to pick up my grandma the next day to go to some auction at 8am in a small town 30 or so minutes away from my hometown. Problem was, I got a message the night before from this red head chick I met on tinder. She was this 5 foot tall skinny twig with huge tits, a sorority baddie from Mizzou. She was a total hoe and it was awesome. I’d been trying to nail that for about a week and she finally messaged me to go to a bar the night before. The thought of telling her that I had to get up early tomorrow never even crossed my mind. I was 22 and horney, sue me.
Long story short, I was nailing that in my car in the parking lot of the bar after about 4 long islands. She even brought a joint, I literally had this chick bouncing on my junk with her tits out while my car was hotboxed to hell. I was so fricked up that after I dropped her off, I drove to my grandmas house at 2 in the morning and just parked my car outside her house and blacked out in my car. Next thing I know, I wake up to my grandma knocking on my passenger door. I’m hungover, the sun is out, and guess what was in the passenger seat when I looked over? The condom I used that night just sitting there out in the open. This, on top of my car smelling like weed and sex.
Long story short, I was nailing that in my car in the parking lot of the bar after about 4 long islands. She even brought a joint, I literally had this chick bouncing on my junk with her tits out while my car was hotboxed to hell. I was so fricked up that after I dropped her off, I drove to my grandmas house at 2 in the morning and just parked my car outside her house and blacked out in my car. Next thing I know, I wake up to my grandma knocking on my passenger door. I’m hungover, the sun is out, and guess what was in the passenger seat when I looked over? The condom I used that night just sitting there out in the open. This, on top of my car smelling like weed and sex.
This post was edited on 12/13/18 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:39 pm to X123F45
Back when I was working for this airline, we'd sit in the crew rest room and sometimes talk about certain flight attendants when possible. This pilot was telling me about this one particular FA that was intriguing to me, and I had asked about. Very friendly, almost voluptuous and a little oriental or Pacific Islander type..anyway, beautiful body. He explained that his FO was overnighting with her and hooked up once. She was into the back door, so the story goes that he was drilling for oil and she left a bean shell pasted to his weewee. We had a good laugh
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:40 pm to OWLFAN86
Drunk
Did some bondage stuff with her
Pass out on her couch
Woke up to her muffled screams (from ball gag) and gyrating all over the bed
I thought this meant she was ready for another round
Boy, was I wrong...
Did some bondage stuff with her
Pass out on her couch
Woke up to her muffled screams (from ball gag) and gyrating all over the bed
I thought this meant she was ready for another round
Boy, was I wrong...
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:41 pm to OweO
Sorry
My typing skills are horrible
I edited it
My typing skills are horrible
I edited it
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:43 pm to shawnlsu
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she was missing 2 front teeth. I remember nothing.
Not me but my buddy in HS screwed a fat chick through the burglar bars on her house
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:46 pm to TigerTalker16
This reminds me of a story a buddy of mine told me many, many years ago.
When he was a very young guy he came home early one day from school and as he passed the kitchen he saw his mom bent over the kitchen table and his dad was nailing her. His dad looked over at him and gave him a "thumbs-up" sign.
Well, a few weeks later his grandma was over and my friend was going to town with grandma as his dad walked in. My friend gave him a "thumbs-up" sign and his dad started screaming, "What are you doing?!?!" My friend responded, "Not so funny when it's your mom, huh?"
When he was a very young guy he came home early one day from school and as he passed the kitchen he saw his mom bent over the kitchen table and his dad was nailing her. His dad looked over at him and gave him a "thumbs-up" sign.
Well, a few weeks later his grandma was over and my friend was going to town with grandma as his dad walked in. My friend gave him a "thumbs-up" sign and his dad started screaming, "What are you doing?!?!" My friend responded, "Not so funny when it's your mom, huh?"
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:48 pm to X123F45
Took a date to a hibachi place, had a couple of drinks, things went rally well. Driving home (this was long before the DUI craze so save it) chick decides to go for the sweet sausage desert. Right in the middle I had this sudden urge to fart and I thought I could do a SBD. So I try to squeeze it out and low and behold it's a shart. Chick promptly vomits all over my truck.
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:49 pm to IonaTiger
Bob Einstein is fricking hilarious
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:54 pm to X123F45
Bumble date when I was 29. Chick was 20. I don't know why I had my age range that low. Curiosity, mostly.
She was a tallish (5'9") fit blonde with nice boobs, and she said she had a thing for redheads (lucky me - they're always cray cray).
I should've been more attuned to her immaturity, but honestly my strategy was never to talk much on the apps. Get in, get the digits, get out. Otherwise, it got stale.
Well, it turned out she lived at home like 1.5 hrs away . She drove to town in her dad's nice vintage corvette and met me at a bar that was essentially for young professionals. We had very little in common (obviously), and she was so bored.
Terrible planning on my part. It was a hipster place with a cat running around that she kept playing with and seemed more interested in. I thought the date was going terribly, and so I drank a lot.
She offered to drive me home and then walked inside with me. After all, she had a long drive back. We are sitting on the couch (my head is spinnin' a bit), and out of the blue she starts kissing me and then talking to me about how her old boyfriend used to say she was terrible at giving blowjobs! THEN, she asks to give me one so that I can judge! What luck!
I don't know if it was the surprise of it, the length of time it had been since I'd had a BJ, or her shocking/worrying talent for the job, but I finished in like 90 seconds.
She picks her head up in disappointment like I had let her down in some terrible way, and then tells me how shockingly fast I was, which probably should've made me feel bad as somewhat of a veteran being compared to a bunch of 20-year-olds.
BUUUUUT it didn't bother me that much. At least I had fun! I still have one of her earrings in a drawer somewhere. She drove all the way home, and I never called her or heard from her again.
She was a tallish (5'9") fit blonde with nice boobs, and she said she had a thing for redheads (lucky me - they're always cray cray).
I should've been more attuned to her immaturity, but honestly my strategy was never to talk much on the apps. Get in, get the digits, get out. Otherwise, it got stale.
Well, it turned out she lived at home like 1.5 hrs away . She drove to town in her dad's nice vintage corvette and met me at a bar that was essentially for young professionals. We had very little in common (obviously), and she was so bored.
Terrible planning on my part. It was a hipster place with a cat running around that she kept playing with and seemed more interested in. I thought the date was going terribly, and so I drank a lot.
She offered to drive me home and then walked inside with me. After all, she had a long drive back. We are sitting on the couch (my head is spinnin' a bit), and out of the blue she starts kissing me and then talking to me about how her old boyfriend used to say she was terrible at giving blowjobs! THEN, she asks to give me one so that I can judge! What luck!
I don't know if it was the surprise of it, the length of time it had been since I'd had a BJ, or her shocking/worrying talent for the job, but I finished in like 90 seconds.
She picks her head up in disappointment like I had let her down in some terrible way, and then tells me how shockingly fast I was, which probably should've made me feel bad as somewhat of a veteran being compared to a bunch of 20-year-olds.
BUUUUUT it didn't bother me that much. At least I had fun! I still have one of her earrings in a drawer somewhere. She drove all the way home, and I never called her or heard from her again.
This post was edited on 12/13/18 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 12/13/18 at 5:57 pm to fallguy_1978
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Not me but my buddy in HS screwed a fat chick through the burglar bars on her house
I irl lol’d
This is what type of shite I wanted to read. It’s amazing what stupid things we did for a piece when we were young.
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