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NOLA resident ties up burglar and waits 90 minutes for NOPD to arrive

Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:52 pm
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
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Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:52 pm
I guess this can go in that thread where the OT seemed OK with NOPD not doing their jobs or giving a shite.

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A Mid-City man who says he apprehended a trespasser in his City Park area home said he "had no other choice but to tie him to a post until police got there."

Using half a ratchet strap, some electrical wire and other construction-related items, Eric Hernandez tied the intruder to a post around noon Wednesday and waited 90 minutes for police to arrive, he says. In the meantime, he got a haircut.


Dude definitely posts here.
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"He did struggle, but he wasn't a very big guy. I'm a fisherman, so I know how to make knots," said Hernandez, who has studied martial arts and is 5'8" and 300 pounds. Asked whether he had tied anyone up before, he said, "No comment."


What kind of freaky shite is this now?
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Hernandez used what appear to be shibari ties—two-column ties and an attached shoulder harness—to secure the man. JonGunnar Gylfason, owner of Happy Kitten Ropes and an expert in shibari, or Japanese rope bondage, says the art originated from situations just like this one.

Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
56721 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:53 pm to
That’s hilarious

Hopefully he doesn’t get charged with kidnapping or some other BS
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76337 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:54 pm to
why hims face is blurreded out?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131605 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:54 pm to
Perp looks like marigny gutter trash
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23293 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:54 pm to
We need more crazy shite like this happening down there.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78458 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:55 pm to
Looks like an extension cord
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
35099 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:55 pm to
well at least the burglar spent some time incarcerated
Posted by Blitzed
Member since Oct 2009
22156 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:55 pm to
I woulda placed a chair in front of him. Sat down quietly and looked him in the eye while I lubed a corn Cobb. Saying nothing at all.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76337 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:55 pm to
oh and..

quote:

5'8" and 300 pounds


damn son!
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
15118 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:56 pm to
See in the hood, if you catch a thief and humiliate them; some come back and shoot you.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
110968 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:56 pm to
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JonGunnar Gylfason, owner of Happy Kitten Ropes and an expert in shibari, or Japanese rope bondage, says the art originated from situations just like this one.



How the frick is the paper (is this the Times Pic?) tracking THIS GUY down to provide "expert analysis" on this story? What reporter has shibari expert in his rolodex?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78458 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

Sat down quietly and looked him in the eye while I lubed a corn Cobb.


"Who's gonna come first? You or NOPD?"
Posted by Bamawaterfowl
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2017
978 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76337 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:59 pm to
tiny should spend some time taking care of his lawn. maybe throw some sod down or something?
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
7868 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

After restraining the man, Hernandez agreed to release him in hopes that he would flee. But the man went straight back into Hernandez's backyard, so Hernandez "tied him to a post really good."
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22363 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 3:00 pm to
I Wasn’t expecting the perp to look like this. I Was thinking more EYLANO…
Posted by Cymry Teigr
Member since Sep 2012
2138 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

What reporter has shibari expert in his rolodex?


Maybe Missy Wilkinson has a thing for being tied up.
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 3:03 pm to
ACLU will be knocking on the door in grass soon...

Perfectly good chair to tie up the perp, just cruel.
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11747 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

owner of Happy Kitten Ropes


I'm telling you right now. Do NOT google.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76337 posts
Posted on 3/31/22 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

I'm telling you right now. Do NOT google.


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