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NOLA resident ties up burglar and waits 90 minutes for NOPD to arrive
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:52 pm
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:52 pm
I guess this can go in that thread where the OT seemed OK with NOPD not doing their jobs or giving a shite.
Dude definitely posts here.
What kind of freaky shite is this now?

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A Mid-City man who says he apprehended a trespasser in his City Park area home said he "had no other choice but to tie him to a post until police got there."
Using half a ratchet strap, some electrical wire and other construction-related items, Eric Hernandez tied the intruder to a post around noon Wednesday and waited 90 minutes for police to arrive, he says. In the meantime, he got a haircut.
Dude definitely posts here.
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"He did struggle, but he wasn't a very big guy. I'm a fisherman, so I know how to make knots," said Hernandez, who has studied martial arts and is 5'8" and 300 pounds. Asked whether he had tied anyone up before, he said, "No comment."
What kind of freaky shite is this now?
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Hernandez used what appear to be shibari ties—two-column ties and an attached shoulder harness—to secure the man. JonGunnar Gylfason, owner of Happy Kitten Ropes and an expert in shibari, or Japanese rope bondage, says the art originated from situations just like this one.

Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:53 pm to jbgleason
That’s hilarious
Hopefully he doesn’t get charged with kidnapping or some other BS
Hopefully he doesn’t get charged with kidnapping or some other BS
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:54 pm to jbgleason
why hims face is blurreded out?
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:54 pm to jbgleason
Perp looks like marigny gutter trash
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:54 pm to jbgleason
We need more crazy shite like this happening down there.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:55 pm to jbgleason
Looks like an extension cord
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:55 pm to jbgleason
well at least the burglar spent some time incarcerated
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:55 pm to jbgleason
I woulda placed a chair in front of him. Sat down quietly and looked him in the eye while I lubed a corn Cobb. Saying nothing at all.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:55 pm to jbgleason
oh and..
damn son!
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5'8" and 300 pounds
damn son!
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:56 pm to jbgleason
See in the hood, if you catch a thief and humiliate them; some come back and shoot you.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:56 pm to jbgleason
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JonGunnar Gylfason, owner of Happy Kitten Ropes and an expert in shibari, or Japanese rope bondage, says the art originated from situations just like this one.
How the frick is the paper (is this the Times Pic?) tracking THIS GUY down to provide "expert analysis" on this story? What reporter has shibari expert in his rolodex?
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:56 pm to Blitzed
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Sat down quietly and looked him in the eye while I lubed a corn Cobb.
"Who's gonna come first? You or NOPD?"
Posted on 3/31/22 at 2:59 pm to jbgleason
tiny should spend some time taking care of his lawn. maybe throw some sod down or something?
Posted on 3/31/22 at 3:00 pm to jbgleason
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After restraining the man, Hernandez agreed to release him in hopes that he would flee. But the man went straight back into Hernandez's backyard, so Hernandez "tied him to a post really good."
Posted on 3/31/22 at 3:00 pm to jbgleason
I Wasn’t expecting the perp to look like this. I Was thinking more EYLANO…
Posted on 3/31/22 at 3:02 pm to Y.A. Tittle
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What reporter has shibari expert in his rolodex?
Maybe Missy Wilkinson has a thing for being tied up.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 3:03 pm to jbgleason
ACLU will be knocking on the door in grass soon...
Perfectly good chair to tie up the perp, just cruel.
Perfectly good chair to tie up the perp, just cruel.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 3:03 pm to jbgleason
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owner of Happy Kitten Ropes
I'm telling you right now. Do NOT google.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 3:04 pm to Basura Blanco
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I'm telling you right now. Do NOT google.
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