re: No more wanky-wanky in Gonzales

Posted by TBubba

Not sure

Member since Sep 2007

1204 posts

Posted on 8/9/23 at 3:39 pm to mikelbr

No more yanky my wanky?

Posted by Palomitz

Miami

Member since Oct 2009

2654 posts

Posted on 8/9/23 at 3:48 pm to LSUWoodworker

How do you say "ejaculate prematurely" in Chinese?

Y u kum now.

This post was edited on 8/9/23 at 3:49 pm

Posted by The Boat

Member since Oct 2008

175658 posts

Posted on 8/9/23 at 3:51 pm to TeddyPadillac

quote:
§83.3. Prostitution by massage

A. Prostitution by massage is the erotic stimulation of the genital organs of another by any masseur, masseuse, or any other person, whether resulting in orgasm or not, by instrumental manipulation, touching with the hands, or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse or unnatural carnal copulation, when done for money.

Can someone explain this legalese nonsense to me like I'm 5? And then go to jail for explaining rub n tugs to a 5 year old.

Posted by OK Roughneck

The Sooner State

Member since Aug 2021

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Posted on 8/9/23 at 3:56 pm to LSUWoodworker

Posted by TeddyPadillac

Member since Dec 2010

29731 posts

Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:00 pm to The Boat

quote:
Can someone explain this legalese nonsense to me like I'm 5? And then go to jail for explaining rub n tugs to a 5 year old.

You pay for massage,
You get hard on even if they don’t touch near your wiener,
Prostitution by massage

Posted by tss22h8

30.4 N 90.9 W

Member since Jan 2007

18791 posts

Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:05 pm to LSUWoodworker

quote:
“practicing elicit activities”

Is that supposed to be "illicit"?

Posted by Tbonepatron

Member since Aug 2013

8462 posts

Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:18 pm to LSUWoodworker

At Happy Spa? No Way!

Posted by chinhoyang

Member since Jun 2011

25568 posts

Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:34 pm to LSUWoodworker

Other arrested parties:

Bang Ho Butt, 51
Wei Tu Yung, 19
Suk Mi Wang, 53
Sum Dum Fuk, 48
Tung Sum Chik, 51

Posted by TigersnJeeps

FL Panhandle

Member since Jan 2021

2635 posts

Posted on 8/9/23 at 4:47 pm to chinhoyang

It's not unusual for these parlors to be connected to human trafficking...

Not sure if true in this case, esp with the older arrestees

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Posted by latech15

Member since Aug 2015

1291 posts

Posted on 8/9/23 at 5:16 pm to TigersnJeeps

Hypothetical situation here….

If I ask my wife for a handy and she says “only if you buy me that xxxxx”. And you agree to it and get the handy, can I then report my wife and have her hauled off?

Serious question - are they planting cameras in these places, and if so, are they watching me undress when I go in and get a regular massage with no handy? Seems highly invasive and illegal.

Posted by CR4090

Member since Apr 2023

8096 posts

Posted on 8/9/23 at 5:19 pm to teke184

At that age, it's the gums, not the hands that make the money.

Posted by zztop1234

Denham Springs

Member since Aug 2008

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Posted on 8/9/23 at 5:21 pm to LSUWoodworker

It must suck to be an undercover cop for these types of missions.

Posted by lsucoonass

shreveport and east texas

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Posted on 8/9/23 at 5:36 pm to latech15

A lot of these businesses have their camera and security system, so I would think the undercover officers would be caught if that actually happened

Posted by LSUGrad9295

Baton Rouge

Member since May 2007

36908 posts

Posted on 8/9/23 at 5:41 pm to LSUWoodworker

quote:
All of the women charged in the case are over the age of 50, including a 67-year-old Gonzales woman who is charged with prostitution by massage, records show.

Posted by LSUtoBOOT

Member since Aug 2012

19085 posts

Posted on 8/9/23 at 5:46 pm to LSUWoodworker

The age of these women is a bit disturbing, hope this story has a happy ending for all involved.

Posted by Ric Flair

Charlotte

Member since Oct 2005

13868 posts

Posted on 8/9/23 at 6:14 pm to TigersnJeeps

quote:
It's not unusual for these parlors to be connected to human trafficking

This is the blue haired old ladies holding up traffic after church version of human trafficking

Posted by Tantal

Member since Sep 2012

19020 posts

Posted on 8/9/23 at 6:30 pm to justanotherhuman1

quote:
Seems like a victimless crime.

Crime is out of control and they're focusing their resources on a few hand-jobs?

Posted by Klingler7

Houston

Member since Nov 2009

12545 posts

Posted on 8/9/23 at 6:37 pm to LSUWoodworker

Damn ! That’s a mile from my house. Always wrecking a good thing.