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Posted on 1/17/23 at 7:23 pm to
Posted by BawtHouse
Member since Dec 2021
437 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 7:23 pm to
If you would even have this thought after winning the lottery, you should probably file for divorce now. Do her that favor.
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 7:27 pm to
Would a prenup prevent the broad from taking 50% of your winnings?
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19060 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 7:30 pm to
Why not just give them half who would not be content with that
Posted by LSUtiger89
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
4492 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 7:32 pm to
Doesn’t matter. All the spouse had to do is bring your arse back to court again.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87696 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 7:33 pm to
nope
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
23827 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

Would a prenup prevent the broad from taking 50% of your winnings?


Probably only if you have a separate property regime. You’ll also need to prove that the money you purchased the ticket with was purchased with separate funds. For example, you keep a separate checking account that you do not do not give your spouse any access to and you do not commingle any funds.
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
13568 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

Gonna have to kill her. Probably easier to just say hey, I’d like a divorce here’s 200 million for your troubles


Why risk going to jail. With that kinda money I’m faking my own death and moving to an island or another country. Get a little plastic surgery to look better and so no one recognizes you and live the life. Should be done rather easily with that kinda cheddar.

Sounds like this could be a Netflix movie in waiting…
This post was edited on 1/17/23 at 7:37 pm
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
10441 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 7:37 pm to
No way in hell the judge will give the other half everything. The ticket is an investment. The investment was made while married.
Posted by InCaliForNow
Member since Mar 2014
542 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 7:39 pm to
I think the Nicholas Cage/Bridget Fonda movie "It Can Happen to You" is loosely based on a true story of something like that.

I hate to spoil the ending of the movie, but bitches always get more than their fair share.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98707 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 7:42 pm to
I’m sure I’m not the first to say this but you can’t be this dumb
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
78674 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

It's not like there is a date of sale anywhere on the ticket


Date is easy to determine from the winning numbers.
This post was edited on 1/17/23 at 8:05 pm
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
23827 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

It's not like there is a date of sale anywhere on the ticket


Actually, the date and time (to the second) is printed on every ticket. I've purchased Powerball/Megamillion tickets in several states and they all give the date and time of purchase.


Look right above the actual Quick Pick numbers...

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72549 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

Right but what if you didn’t sign the ticket until the divorce finalized?
quote:

GeneralLee
If he were as dumb as you, the Civil War would have lasted a week or so.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
13241 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

Give the ticket to me and I’ll give you 60%.


Give it to me and I’ll give you 62% and a sack of crawfish with the fixings
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

Community property when the asset is purchased. Better plan is to secretly give it to someone to cash for you and put the proceeds in an offshore unmarked account.


Better be someone you seriously trust. Baw could walk with all of it and you wouldn’t be able to do shite about it.

Probably would serve you right.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135021 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 8:28 pm to
Will work out great
Posted by lucaslsu
LSU!
Member since Oct 2007
8604 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 8:45 pm to
Nope. You bought it with communal funds.
Posted by novabill
Crossville, TN
Member since Sep 2005
10720 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 8:50 pm to
Do you have to claim it as an I individual?

Can you claim it as a trust?
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112572 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 8:58 pm to
quote:

ROFL .. this has happened before. When it went to court .. the other half was awarded everything.

I don't believe you gif



ETA: Reading more posts in this thread, maybe I do
This post was edited on 1/17/23 at 9:00 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119863 posts
Posted on 1/17/23 at 9:04 pm to
Win the lottery and try it.
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