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re: New young adult Star Wars spin-off novel 'Padawan' suggest that Obi-Wan Kenobi is bisexual

Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:52 pm to
Posted by Mark Makers
The LP
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:52 pm to
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New young adult Star


You lost me at "Wars"
Posted by Jcorye1
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 12:53 pm to
Imagine being excited because a creatively bankrupt, global corporation decides to score some cheap social points by randomly sexualizing a well know character, hoping against hope all their shenanigans with China are next exposed.
Posted by RebelExpress38
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 2:27 pm to
They make stuff that wasn’t sexual at all before sexual, then conservatives notice, the say we are the ones who are obsessed with sex.
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 2:28 pm to
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Obi-Wan Kenobi is bisexual


Dude loves him some purple lightsabers
Posted by Bonkers119
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 2:53 pm to
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Going into lifelong exile because you lost a battle?


Lost a battle? They were all murdered...
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 2:56 pm to
Pew pew, pew. Wown. Zeerom, pew pew. Wawn kizzzz [static sparking sounds]
Posted by Godfather1
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Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 2:58 pm to
Why do we have to know anything about Obi Wan’s sexual orientation?

Jedi are supposed to be like warrior monks - celibate. Annakin was an anomaly.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 2:59 pm to
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New young adult Star Wars spin-off novel 'Padawan' suggest that Obi-Wan Kenobi is bisexual


Posted by OweO
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Member since Sep 2009
122175 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 3:19 pm to
I always did think the jedis were gay. You will never catch Darth Vador sucking a dick.
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 3:25 pm to
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So if you're ever curious, too, let me know.'


G R O O M I N G
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 3:27 pm to
Disney groomers hard at work.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46169 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 3:30 pm to
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Why do we have to know anything about Obi Wan’s sexual orientation?



Because who you frick is the absolute most important thing about a person these days.

The only thing about your identity that truly matters is who you stick your dick into, or who sticks their dick into you.

Progressives' lives revolve around their sex habits, and this country is now mostly progressive.

So of course we need to know if Obi-wan likes slurping on some dong.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
65806 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 4:00 pm to
Watching a company destroy itself and take down a movie franchise like Star Wars is just something it’s investors should be literally be incensed over
Posted by RandySavage
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 4:00 pm to
Aside from the whole forced woke gay agenda, that is just laughably horrendous writing.
Posted by Biko
Member since Jul 2022
470 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 4:51 pm to
Or how bout in A New Hope when the bartender tells the droids (R2 & C3P0) "Hey.. we don't serve your kind here"
This post was edited on 8/1/22 at 4:53 pm
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 4:54 pm to
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Just about everything Disney touches lately turns out to be a complete shite show.
And yet white suburban folks cant help but throw their life savings at the mouse so they can look special on Facebook.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 8/1/22 at 5:00 pm to
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You will never catch Darth Vador sucking a dick.


Because the mask will get in the way.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122175 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 5:02 pm to
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Because the mask will get in the way.


I bet there are a few storm troopers who would take their mask off to suck a jedi's dick.
Posted by VA LSU fan
Virginia
Member since Dec 2007
8932 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 5:02 pm to
I hope they are bankrupt in a few years and have to sell off Star Wars to stay afloat.

I wish Monkeypox had a 2% survival rate.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
26722 posts
Posted on 8/1/22 at 5:04 pm to
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I wish Monkeypox had a 2% survival rate.



Ol' Ben Kenobi better hope midichlorians counteract the monkeypox.
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