re: New SI swimsuit &quot;Curvy/Plus Sized&quot; Model (NSFW)

Posted by SoFla Tideroller

South Florida

Member since Apr 2010

41868 posts

Posted on 2/10/16 at 9:34 pm to cgrand

This thread brought out the chubby chasers, that's for sure.

SI has caved in to the Jezebel readership, obviously.

Posted by HubbaBubba

North of DFW, TX

Member since Oct 2010

52644 posts

Posted on 2/10/16 at 9:44 pm to SoFla Tideroller

Must be a bunch of guys into smothering on here. She's built for some serious smothering and face sitting. Worse ways to die, I suppose.

Posted by Paedin

Tampa, Florida

Member since Apr 2012

2317 posts

Posted on 2/10/16 at 10:00 pm to HubbaBubba

This was only the next logical progression after they let Kate Upton in.

Posted by Sasquatch Smash

Member since Nov 2007

25961 posts

Posted on 2/10/16 at 10:02 pm to Mo Jeaux

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Nice mental gymnastics and straw man arguments to justify your chubby chasing

Nah, man, it's not mental gymnastics or a straw man argument. It's fricking science. Granted, she would be on the high side of that ratio.*

And I apologize, it's more of a hip to waist ratio than including bust.

*After looking up her measurements, she falls (0.65) neatly within that ratio (0.6-0.7)

This post was edited on 2/10/16 at 10:17 pm

Posted by Sasquatch Smash

Member since Nov 2007

25961 posts

Posted on 2/10/16 at 10:03 pm to Yewkindewit

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That's a huuuuge bitch! Keep her in the circus! Look it's beeegfoot! Behemoth (cough). Freak!

"Deuce Bigalow"?

Posted by Spasweezy

Unfortunately, Louisiana

Member since Jan 2014

7269 posts

Posted on 2/10/16 at 10:11 pm to JBeam

6-0, 178. Why are you so interested in me?

Posted by X123F45

Dictated not Read

Member since Apr 2015

30039 posts

Posted on 2/10/16 at 10:26 pm to Spasweezy

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6-0, 178.

You can't even fight in the women's weight class baw.

Posted by STCTiger985

NOLA

Member since Mar 2015

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Posted on 2/10/16 at 11:18 pm to PuntBamaPunt

Posted by LoveThatMoney

Who knows where?

Member since Jan 2008

12785 posts

Posted on 2/10/16 at 11:26 pm to HempHead

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The girl might have more than is wanted, but her body is far from fat and disgusting. We're not talking about a huge FUPA or gut - she has some extra cellulite on the edges.

Again, I don't know if some of y'all legitimately think these kind of women are disgusting - if so, thank you, for giving me better chances - or if there is such a lack of experience that you think shittalking makes you cool.

She is flat fricking fat and, while she has a pleasant face, I wouldn't ever seek her out at a bar or really any other social setting and try to get her number unless doing so would advance my career. If I woke up next to her in my bed as a single man, I'd be ashamed. You can have all the overweight women you want. I'll stick with my much more attractive than that manatee wife.

Posted by Slinky

Member since Dec 2013

3118 posts

Posted on 2/11/16 at 12:09 am to PuntBamaPunt

Too much sideboob/boob.

She should squat a little more and maybe shape her arse better.

Posted by TGFN57

Telluride

Member since Jan 2010

6975 posts

Posted on 2/11/16 at 6:03 am to BigPerm30

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I lead a life that I respect my body by working out, eating healthy and occasionally indulging myself with the less than healthy stuff in moderation. Obviously a life that she nor the rest of obese America is leading. Thank you and your fellow fatties for collapsing our healthcare system.

I know you. You are one of those gymtards I see when I go for the occasional work out. You spend more time in front of the mirror than you do working out. I am sure that you and you will have a very happy life together

Posted by WhoDatNC

Member since Dec 2013

14500 posts

Posted on 2/11/16 at 6:06 am to TGFN57

I'll pass....the cheeseburger.

Posted by 75503Tiger

Member since Sep 2015

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Posted on 2/11/16 at 6:20 am to PuntBamaPunt

There's nothing wrong with being attracted to her, we all agree the face is gorgeous. At first I would see all the good things and overlook the bad and, in time, do the opposite. If we were connecting the flip may be delayed. This one is a model so I assume it wouldn't take long to get enough of her attitude.