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HighAnkleSprain
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New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
How’s this gonna work?


poops_at_parties
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
Gonna have to do a lot of undercover work.


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MorbidTheClown
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
ITT gonna open up a stripper training program?


slackster
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
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New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers


A trained/untrained stripper? Is this one of those things you can't really qualify, but you know it when you see it?


chalmetteowl
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
It should be like the state florist licensing process... Give 5 men the greatest job in the world lol


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TH03
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
You can spot the trained ones by their tramp stamps.
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USEyourCURDS
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
I'll train them. One. Day. at a time.


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chicano12
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
‘Untrained’ strippers? They have to take a special courses to take their clothes off?


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TH03
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
In all seriousness, this is going to likely be a certification you pay the city to obtain.


NYCAuburn
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
Where are they going to keep their license while on the job?


TigerFanatic99
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
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In all seriousness, this is going to likely be a certification you pay the city to obtain.


I would like to volunteer to be on the certification board. Someone has to verify that strippers do indeed know how to strip and lap dance before they are certified.


GoldenBoy
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
Step 1: Open a stripper school

Step 2: Profit


tgrbaitn08
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
When will they ever find the time to study for their stripper certification when they still have to study for the bar or their nursing license?


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GeauxTigerTM
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
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New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.


I see Louisiana has finally started to take being listed 50th as a state seriously...


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Sao
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.

The license lanyard around the neck is going to take away from the art.


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GetBackToWork
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2007
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
"When you...can swing a pole...you got a job my girrrrrrl!"


Can't wait to see ads for all the new stripper vo-tech schools accepting federal student loans.


WinnPtiger
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
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Step 1: Open a stripper school in living room

Step 2: Profit


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Upperdecker
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
Stripping degree from River Parish Community College coming your way


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MeridianDog
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re: New Orleans to outlaw untrained strippers.
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How’s this gonna work?


They must go to stripper college and have a diploma. The diplomas will be posted in the lobby or bathroom of the strip club.

There will be spot checks, just like at the doctor's office.

Don't tell me you didn't look at that thoracic surgeon's diploma in one of the visits before he did your open heart surgery. Tulane Medical School? Oh shite.... Where is John's Hopkins when you need them?


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