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New made adult toy called the Quickshot Launch starting at $189.99 NSFW

Posted on 3/18/19 at 10:49 pm
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 10:49 pm
Fleshlight makes it. This thing looks futuristing and a lot of fun. It’s motorized with handles that you put these things called Quickshots in and turn it in and it kind of works like a suction jackhammer on you. I guess fleshlight's way of competing with the robotic sex dolls in the futuristic adult toy marketplace. I can’t link to there and I’m worried about embedding a pic so you’ll need to google.
This post was edited on 3/18/19 at 11:11 pm
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 10:50 pm to
Just. Stop.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 10:50 pm to
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Quickshot Launch
Remarkable. That was my nickname in college.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31531 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 10:51 pm to
There’s a great promo video that’s sci-fi themed as well

Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 10:53 pm to
Doesn’t your boyfriend own one of these?
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 10:56 pm to
Another solid comedic effort, you unfunny twat.

Your wife is a seething Mass of frustration....
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78366 posts
Posted on 3/18/19 at 10:57 pm to
You need to calm down
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 10:57 pm to
It has a cell phone holder

Posted by Vrai
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 10:59 pm to
IWHI
Posted by TheGooner
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:00 pm to
Annnnd....Ordered!
Posted by Obtuse1
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Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:03 pm to
Up to 250 strokes per minute, call me back when it is 350.

I did notice it is 350mm tall

Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:06 pm to
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futuristing


you fricking nerds
Posted by ByteMe
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:10 pm to
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Another solid comedic effort, you unfunny twat.

Your wife is a seething Mass of frustration....


Damn, dude! I've never heard an Appalachian State fan talk like that.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:14 pm to
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Damn, dude! I've never heard an Appalachian State fan talk like that.


Thanks.
This post was edited on 3/18/19 at 11:20 pm
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:15 pm to
here's the youtube ad

LINK

Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:16 pm to
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Up to 250 strokes per minute, call me back when it is 350.


Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:17 pm to


Posted by Bourre
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Posted by SlapahoeTribe
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Posted by Parmen
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Posted on 3/18/19 at 11:42 pm to
We lost LucasP for this.
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