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re: New made adult toy called the Quickshot Launch starting at $189.99 NSFW
Posted on 3/19/19 at 12:39 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 3/19/19 at 12:39 am to DavidTheGnome
That thing doesnt look big enough. What are the dimensions
Posted on 3/19/19 at 12:54 am to DavidTheGnome
quote:
I’m worried about embedding a pic
You should be more worried about your mom having her job taken by robots.

Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:12 am to finchmeister08
Does it come in different sizes? No pun intended
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:20 am to DavidTheGnome
You people don't have wives?
Why would anyone need such a thing?
Why would anyone need such a thing?
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:21 am to finchmeister08
My mom would definitely find that thing in my room. Not discreet enough.
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:21 am to bencoleman
Chaffage
Poor girl needs a break sometimes
Poor girl needs a break sometimes
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:22 am to DavidTheGnome
This is how we go extinct.
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:26 am to DavidTheGnome
God already made one. She just cost 2/3rds of your life, and all of your money.
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:32 am to bencoleman
quote:
You people don't have wives?
Why would anyone need such a thing?
Truth. If you have a wife, you do not need this.
If you have a wife and feel like you need it, you need a new wife.
If you are single and need this, you must be one ugly person.
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:36 am to DavidTheGnome
I wish the first responders would find you with a Quickshot Launch attached to both ears and what passed for your brain sucked out into each of them.
PS: Have a nice day!

PS: Have a nice day!

Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:47 am to DavidTheGnome
uhh? I dont know how to respond to this one boys...
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:52 am to DavidTheGnome
How about get a girlfriend or wife. You have to pay the upkeep, and the maintenance costs are higher, but you save money on batteries.
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:18 am to DavidTheGnome
I feel bad for the guys who will inevitably show up to the ER with that contraption stuck to their crotches.
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:39 am to finchmeister08
Count me out until the stroking mechanism rotates.
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