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re: New made adult toy called the Quickshot Launch starting at $189.99 NSFW

Posted on 3/19/19 at 12:39 am to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66112 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 12:39 am to
That thing doesnt look big enough. What are the dimensions
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 12:54 am to
quote:

I’m worried about embedding a pic

You should be more worried about your mom having her job taken by robots.

Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6824 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:12 am to
Does it come in different sizes? No pun intended
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:20 am to
You people don't have wives?

Why would anyone need such a thing?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138932 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:21 am to


My mom would definitely find that thing in my room. Not discreet enough.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29831 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:21 am to
Chaffage

Poor girl needs a break sometimes
Posted by MontanaMax
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2011
1977 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:22 am to
This is how we go extinct.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45373 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:26 am to
God already made one. She just cost 2/3rds of your life, and all of your money.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25829 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:32 am to
quote:

You people don't have wives?

Why would anyone need such a thing?


Truth. If you have a wife, you do not need this.

If you have a wife and feel like you need it, you need a new wife.

If you are single and need this, you must be one ugly person.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:36 am to
I wish the first responders would find you with a Quickshot Launch attached to both ears and what passed for your brain sucked out into each of them.

PS: Have a nice day!

Posted by tiganation337
Abbeville
Member since Jan 2019
403 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:47 am to
uhh? I dont know how to respond to this one boys...
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28596 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:52 am to
How about get a girlfriend or wife. You have to pay the upkeep, and the maintenance costs are higher, but you save money on batteries.
Posted by LarryCLE
Member since Apr 2017
1720 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:18 am to
I feel bad for the guys who will inevitably show up to the ER with that contraption stuck to their crotches.
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:39 am to
Count me out until the stroking mechanism rotates.
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