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New Jersey Guido's, worst people on Earth?

Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:07 pm
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29699 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:07 pm
Just about to close up at work and had three Guido's come in from New Jersey as I'm helping a girl load her car up with a few things she purchased.

I said hi, give him a few suggestions to check out and he says something to the extent of "I care about price and feel you know" and I try not to crack up by how he says it but either way.

So I show him try a few to try and said "while you try these I'm going to help her load these into her vehicle, they are very heavy". He says "yo I'm here now you can help her later I don't have time for this."

I said "she just purchased it let me load it in her car and then I'll be with you, won't take ten seconds. Wouldn't want a lady carrying 100 pound box by herself would we."

Dude yells "I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU BRO, FINAL PRICE OR I'M OUT."

I just cracked up laughing and said "Dude, I don't have time for you either bro."

Storms out with his Guido fig looking bro's flicking me off and tried to spit on my motorcycle and missed. I just sat there laughing with the girl who just purchased something. Dude got in a Scion with a system and lights under it.

What is wrong with these people? How can you act like that in public? Seriously I couldn't imagine being that much of a side ways cap douche every day.
Posted by BigDawg0420
Hamsterdam
Member since Apr 2010
7506 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:09 pm to
Who orders 100 lbs of McDonalds?
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:10 pm to
Best Buy or radio shack?
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:11 pm to
Your mom.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30430 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:11 pm to
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Storms out with his Guido fig looking bro's


The Sitch, Ronnie, Vinnie and DJ Paulie
Posted by el duderino III
People's Republic of Austin
Member since Jul 2011
2429 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:11 pm to
subtle "i have a job with my name on my shirt" brag
Posted by Richard Flagget
Member since Mar 2018
394 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:12 pm to
Men’s Warehouse sounds shady these days.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
71175 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:13 pm to
New Jersey Guidos are like Saiyan's. Chalmations are the Super Saiyans.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31147 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:13 pm to


quote:

Who orders 100 lbs of McDonalds?


The White House?
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29699 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:15 pm to
I've said my occupation here. Area manager for a retail mattress chain.
Posted by OSoBad
Member since Nov 2016
2007 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:17 pm to
I doubt this happen.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29699 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:17 pm to
Seems like a weird story to make up
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17789 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:17 pm to
Child molesters are worse for sure.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29699 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:18 pm to
Yea...okay second worst people on Earth*
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
14043 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:21 pm to
Pauly D and Vinny are good people
Posted by Manlaw35
Member since Jan 2013
1354 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

I've said my occupation here. Area manager for a retail mattress chain.


Any chance you have neck tattoo like this:

Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

I've said my occupation here. Area manager for a retail mattress chain.

So is Mattress Firm a front for the cartel? We need to know baw
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29699 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:26 pm to
Not sure about that. I know they had a scam going which is why you saw Mattress Firms at terrible locations. They were buying the locations with company money, the selling the locations when they obviously failed at an extreme discount to friends. It's why you see 3-4 in small cities for no reason when clearly the store made no logistical sense. I've heard it's been cleaned up but that was before I was in this business. I have only been here for less than a year. Ran my own business before doing this(do not make as much, but the job is substantially easier. I sit on the rant all day or watch Netflix).
This post was edited on 8/10/19 at 7:28 pm
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61530 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

I've said my occupation here. Area manager for a retail mattress chain.

learn to code... and use apostrophes
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:31 pm to
Northeastern Italians are the worst. Especially the ones from NJ, NY, CT,RI and Mass.
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