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New Jersey Guido's, worst people on Earth?
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:07 pm
Just about to close up at work and had three Guido's come in from New Jersey as I'm helping a girl load her car up with a few things she purchased.
I said hi, give him a few suggestions to check out and he says something to the extent of "I care about price and feel you know" and I try not to crack up by how he says it but either way.
So I show him try a few to try and said "while you try these I'm going to help her load these into her vehicle, they are very heavy". He says "yo I'm here now you can help her later I don't have time for this."
I said "she just purchased it let me load it in her car and then I'll be with you, won't take ten seconds. Wouldn't want a lady carrying 100 pound box by herself would we."
Dude yells "I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU BRO, FINAL PRICE OR I'M OUT."
I just cracked up laughing and said "Dude, I don't have time for you either bro."
Storms out with his Guido fig looking bro's flicking me off and tried to spit on my motorcycle and missed. I just sat there laughing with the girl who just purchased something. Dude got in a Scion with a system and lights under it.
What is wrong with these people? How can you act like that in public? Seriously I couldn't imagine being that much of a side ways cap douche every day.
I said hi, give him a few suggestions to check out and he says something to the extent of "I care about price and feel you know" and I try not to crack up by how he says it but either way.
So I show him try a few to try and said "while you try these I'm going to help her load these into her vehicle, they are very heavy". He says "yo I'm here now you can help her later I don't have time for this."
I said "she just purchased it let me load it in her car and then I'll be with you, won't take ten seconds. Wouldn't want a lady carrying 100 pound box by herself would we."
Dude yells "I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU BRO, FINAL PRICE OR I'M OUT."
I just cracked up laughing and said "Dude, I don't have time for you either bro."
Storms out with his Guido fig looking bro's flicking me off and tried to spit on my motorcycle and missed. I just sat there laughing with the girl who just purchased something. Dude got in a Scion with a system and lights under it.
What is wrong with these people? How can you act like that in public? Seriously I couldn't imagine being that much of a side ways cap douche every day.
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:09 pm to Gatorbait2008
Who orders 100 lbs of McDonalds?
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:10 pm to Gatorbait2008
Best Buy or radio shack?
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:11 pm to Gatorbait2008
quote:
Storms out with his Guido fig looking bro's
The Sitch, Ronnie, Vinnie and DJ Paulie
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:11 pm to Gatorbait2008
subtle "i have a job with my name on my shirt" brag
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:12 pm to Gatorbait2008
Men’s Warehouse sounds shady these days.
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:13 pm to Gatorbait2008
New Jersey Guidos are like Saiyan's. Chalmations are the Super Saiyans.
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:13 pm to BigDawg0420
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Who orders 100 lbs of McDonalds?
The White House?
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:15 pm to el duderino III
I've said my occupation here. Area manager for a retail mattress chain.
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:17 pm to OSoBad
Seems like a weird story to make up 
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:17 pm to Gatorbait2008
Child molesters are worse for sure.
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:18 pm to kciDAtaE
Yea...okay second worst people on Earth*
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:21 pm to Gatorbait2008
Pauly D and Vinny are good people
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:21 pm to Gatorbait2008
quote:
I've said my occupation here. Area manager for a retail mattress chain.
Any chance you have neck tattoo like this:

Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:23 pm to Gatorbait2008
quote:
I've said my occupation here. Area manager for a retail mattress chain.
So is Mattress Firm a front for the cartel? We need to know baw
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:26 pm to fallguy_1978
Not sure about that. I know they had a scam going which is why you saw Mattress Firms at terrible locations. They were buying the locations with company money, the selling the locations when they obviously failed at an extreme discount to friends. It's why you see 3-4 in small cities for no reason when clearly the store made no logistical sense. I've heard it's been cleaned up but that was before I was in this business. I have only been here for less than a year. Ran my own business before doing this(do not make as much, but the job is substantially easier. I sit on the rant all day or watch Netflix).
This post was edited on 8/10/19 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:29 pm to Gatorbait2008
quote:learn to code... and use apostrophes
I've said my occupation here. Area manager for a retail mattress chain.
Posted on 8/10/19 at 7:31 pm to Gatorbait2008
Northeastern Italians are the worst. Especially the ones from NJ, NY, CT,RI and Mass.
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