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re: Never take a roadside sobriety test, especially if you look drunk or high naturally
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:09 am to DustyDinkleman
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:09 am to DustyDinkleman
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If you get out of the car to do a FST. You’re already going to jail. Even if you blow a 0.0
This and even if you pass/blow 0.00 they will call out the DRE guy who took an 8 hour class. When the DRE sees that you have a pulse, are breathing, eyes are moving, and maybe have sweaty palms you will be arrested.
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Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:11 am to Violent Hip Swivel
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It's 50/50 that the officer will claim you're impaired
Dude, its like 90/10
They arent there to paint.
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:18 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Whether dead drunk or stone sober, no one should ever take the Standard Field Sobriety test, ever. It's very rarely conducted properly, and even when it is, it's barely better than voodoo.
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:19 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Hand them your info thru a cracked window. Hands at 10 and 2. Be polite, 1 words answers. DONT OFFER ANYTHING MORE.
Look straight ahead, not into any type of flashlight.
I was married to a criminal defense lawyer for 20 years, and family in law firm.
They are NOT confirming you are sober....they are collecting evidence.
Understand, a cop will not remain employed, if he writes no tickets or makes no arrests....let that sink in
Look straight ahead, not into any type of flashlight.
I was married to a criminal defense lawyer for 20 years, and family in law firm.
They are NOT confirming you are sober....they are collecting evidence.
Understand, a cop will not remain employed, if he writes no tickets or makes no arrests....let that sink in
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:25 am to deltaland
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Blew a .06
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I was wasted
Two beer queer
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:26 am to ChatGPT of LA
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Hand them your info thru a cracked window. Hands at 10 and 2. Be polite, 1 words answers. DONT OFFER ANYTHING MORE.
Look straight ahead, not into any type of flashlight.
What should you do if/when they ask you to step out of the vehicle?
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:28 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Rsowell police are real bad about this. I can remember someone posting a video on here a while back about one Roswell officer handing out a record number of DUI's many of which were to drivers who were not impaired. There should be big time repercussions for officers who do such as one DUI can ruin a person's life/career depending on what they do for a living.
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:36 am to ronricks
On a date in high school. Went to a movie and had a pre-movie beer. (legal age was 18 at the time)
On the way home on a rural 2 lane road I was "talking" with my hands and hit the steering wheel which made me cross the yellow line.
Deputy pulled me over. Asked if had been drinking. Told him the truth.
Made my date drive home. The end.
the real crime was taking a date to see "Dr Detroit" ( I think)
On the way home on a rural 2 lane road I was "talking" with my hands and hit the steering wheel which made me cross the yellow line.
Deputy pulled me over. Asked if had been drinking. Told him the truth.
Made my date drive home. The end.
the real crime was taking a date to see "Dr Detroit" ( I think)
This post was edited on 11/4/25 at 9:39 am
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:37 am to CajunMexican
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What should you do if/when they ask you to step out of the vehicle?
Make them verbalize what actions are expected crimes are they accusing you of...and of course, that you dont consent to any type of search.
Short, clear words
It matters in the end. If they are getting you out, they ABSOLUTELY want to arrest you, but can't whike they have nothing, and your sitting in a car.
At minimum, they'd have to say something like "we smell alcohol "...which, in this case here, the breathalyzer showed zero, and he would have been cleared....because obviously they lied saying they smelled it. (just an example, not 100% true in all circumstances)
No matter what happens, the less you say, other than specific necessity, the better you are in court being defended.
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:38 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Remember when babytac made a post about how his nephew is a retard and he questions his decision making because he rejected a field sobriety test? 
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:38 am to DustyDinkleman
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If you get out of the car to do a FST. You’re already going to jail. Even if you blow a 0.0
Not true. I've walked away from two.
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:39 am to FieldEngineer
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Not true. I've walked away from two.
Why are you getting pulled over and accused of being drunk multiple times?
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:40 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Everyone here shits on New Orleans but what they don’t realize is drunk driving is legal here
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:49 am to Violent Hip Swivel
I just refuse to pull over. Those bastards can't catch me.
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:50 am to Master of Sinanju
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Those bastards can't catch me.
that's why I had a 500 gallon fuel tank installed on my F-350
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:50 am to lowhound
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I have a relative that just got diagnosed with Bell's Palsy after we thought he had a stroke or TIA. It slurs his speech. He's scared to death to drink a beer when playing golf because he knows he wouldn't be able to explain the slurred speech to an officer if he got pulled over.
So he NOW thinks driving after drinking is a bad idea?
Posted on 11/4/25 at 9:55 am to Mingo Was His NameO
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Why are you getting pulled over and accused of being drunk multiple times?
Twice in over twenty years, but one was for speeding on the interstate. The other was just because of the type of car I was driving, I guess. Did nothing wrong.
Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:07 am to danilo
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So he NOW thinks driving after drinking is a bad idea?
There’s nothing wrong with driving after having one beer
Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:11 am to CajunMexican
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What should you do if/when they ask you to step out of the vehicle?
My roommate in law school was a retired FL state trooper. His advice (though I think GPT's answer above is better) paraphrased:
Ask him "are you asking me to get out or are you telling me to get out?" At that point a decision has to be made about how much paperwork this guy wants to get into tonight.
Posted on 11/4/25 at 10:21 am to CajunMexican
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What should you do if/when they ask you to step out of the vehicle?
You must get out. If you don’t get out, you’ll catch a resisting or obstructing charge to go along with your other problems.
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