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re: Neighbor Keeps Throwing Apples In My Backyard
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:01 am to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:01 am to pioneerbasketball
Make some apple butter?
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Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:05 am to Landmass
Clearly your neighbor is establishing dominance. Go ring his doorbell. When he opens the door piss on his shoes.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:05 am to pioneerbasketball
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This post was edited on 3/26/21 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:12 am to Displaced
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Sounds like a nice neighbor.
Who doesn't like free apples?
When the doctor behind me had a garden, he'd hear me in my yard (there's holly that blocks the view) and yell "incoming" and throw me some squash.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:12 am to pioneerbasketball
shite on his front porch
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:12 am to pioneerbasketball
His kids are probably supposed to eat an apple before they can have any junk food.
They take two bites and toss it in the cuck’s yard when their parents aren’t looking.
If you have a daughter, check under her bed for used condoms. There’s no way the neighbor’s kid is tossing them in the trash
They take two bites and toss it in the cuck’s yard when their parents aren’t looking.
If you have a daughter, check under her bed for used condoms. There’s no way the neighbor’s kid is tossing them in the trash
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:13 am to pioneerbasketball
Eat the apples and then shite in his yard. That will teach him a lesson.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:16 am to pioneerbasketball
In ancient Greece throwing an apple at someone meant you would like bed them. You might be getting hit on...
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:16 am to atxfan
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Start a compost pile, grow some delicious tomatoes using the compost,
Well that's a grand idea
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Either that, or put a rattlesnake in his mailbox.
Well that escalated quickly
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:17 am to pioneerbasketball
Respond by throwing feces in their yard.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:20 am to geauxtigersgirl
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If not, rake them up and dump over the fence once rotten.
Why is the easiest solution - talk to the neighbor - never the proposed solution?
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:39 am to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 4/23/19 at 9:53 am to pioneerbasketball
simple. find the neighbor with the Apple Tree and cut it down.
Posted on 4/23/19 at 11:51 am to pioneerbasketball
Well one person from arky doesn’t share your same enthusiasm for decent one liners 
Posted on 6/24/22 at 2:49 pm to pioneerbasketball
Your neighbor is pagan, they practice witchcraft and they are throwing apples in your backyard for good fortune, please do not throw them back, they are just being kind. If you have a problem with it, just confront them nicely and ask them to stop
Posted on 6/24/22 at 2:53 pm to pioneerbasketball
Whose tree? If your tree, dispose of your rotten apples. If his tree, return to sender.
Posted on 6/24/22 at 2:54 pm to pioneerbasketball
Are they Arkansas Black apples?
If so, eat them. They're fricking delicious. Then throw the cores back at them.
If so, eat them. They're fricking delicious. Then throw the cores back at them.
Posted on 6/24/22 at 2:57 pm to DollZObsessor
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DollZObsessor
First post is a bump from a post over three years ago??
Posted on 6/24/22 at 2:59 pm to pioneerbasketball
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Neighbor Keeps Throwing Apples In My Backyard
Don't worry, he can't catch or tackle.
Posted on 6/24/22 at 3:29 pm to pioneerbasketball
You don't like apples?
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