BigChris

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If you were suddenly arrested for no reason and your face was flashed all over the news, what would your family and friends assume that you did?

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Something Sonic related with the people who said I made shite up.

imagine an older chubbier Pam from the office...

I am not a good looking man :wah:

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One time I made a little girl cry by farting in a elevator on a cruise.
I had eaten some questionable tamales the day before in
Roatan. I felt fine that morning. I decided to hit the Bloody Mary bar
on the ship for breakfast. About 30 mins in a felt demon kick the inside of my intestines. I waddled to the elevator because I knew no way could I go up steps because of the butt clench waddle i was doing.

Had two floors to go up but went to the back of elevator because I thought if I shite myself no one would be behind me to get blasted. A family of a man a woman and a little girl about 5 or so also got on. We went up one level no problems. Then on the second level a couple of kids got on. One of them held the door open and yelled "Ree Ree hurry". For some reason that triggered my gut and I let out a burning silent but wet fart for about 3 seconds. I guess the little girl had the lowest nose in group and she shoved her face into her dads leg. He asked what was wrong and she replied "stinks". She buried her head into his leg again and i could hear her crying.
Elevator opened on my floor and even though no one said anything I heard someone go "Wheeew" as I was shuffling out.

I saw the family again a couple days later and thank God the girl didn't recognize me.

I spent 150k to start a pressure washing business. I only make 200-500 a week and can no longer get any business loans.

My issue is no one is willing to work. 10 dollars an hour I should have high school and college kids beating down my door for a job.

I tried to get a loan for 3,500 to get my truck wrapped again with better graphics. (crazy price for a 2020 RAM 3550 tradesman imo).

My nephew worked for me one summer and was great worker. Then he used all he saved up to buy a damn E-car and then did not want to work during the semester. How can owner operator who gets used to a 40-50 hour week worker keep up when the worker just leaves.

My pronouns are now....

I am now dumber for having read that. Not because the article was dumb. It is actually very well written and very informative. I am dumber because my brain cells started committing suicide from how dumb it made me feel.

Sooooo close....

Anasazi, cool till the whole cannibalism thing.

My ex girlfriends older sister apply nicknamed "koo-koo" stole her identity. You would think it would be harder to do it. She just stole all the needed items from their mom. By the time she got caught she had gotten an apartment along with multiple credit cards in my ex's name.

I was with my ex when she tried to get a credit card at Sunglass Hut and her sister already had gotten one in her name. That started the chain reaction of "koo-koo's" downfall. She claimed her boyfriend "Dontrell" forced her to buy all the stuff. koo-koo did a few months in jail and then rehab. Ex had her credit ruined

A few funny things koo-koo bought:
A whole apartments worth of furniture from Aarons Rent A Center.
A rental car AND rent a rims.
Every gas station you could imagine, she would fill peoples tanks for like 75 cents on the dollar in cash.
A credit card with a max of 250 dollars that was maxed out on EA NBA2k14 in game purchases.

it was almost 5 grand worth of stuff total over 6 months

I hope she gets the help she needs! Oppositional Defiant Disorder is real and she most likely suffers from it. She should be sent to psychiatric hospital to recover from this trauma for a few months. I am pretty sure ODD qualifies her for SSI/Disability benefits for when she gets out and will continue her therapy on an outpatient basis.