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re: Neighbor Keeps Throwing Apples In My Backyard

Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:10 am to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76142 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:10 am to
quote:

A few bites of the apple and then tossed.



maybe he hates iphones?
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61120 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:15 am to
Who cares?
You’re moving anyway.
Posted by Eric Stratton
Faber College
Member since Mar 2015
2056 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:16 am to
I'd just chunk em right back over, If they are really his then he'll get the point...... If not, I know yall got sonics up in arkansas
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:16 am to
Make an apple pie and share with your neighbor
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70002 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:17 am to
i would probably just ask him wtf...or throw them back and hit a window
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:18 am to
The only way to respond is to throw cow patties in his back yard.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28468 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:18 am to
Chop apples up and make a pie. Bring him half.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4193 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:23 am to
Start a compost pile, grow some delicious tomatoes using the compost, don't share with your neighbor. Either that, or put a rattlesnake in his mailbox.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66044 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:27 am to
Bang his wife with an apple in that pigs mouth.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25773 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:28 am to
Burn down his apple tree with a flamethrower attached to a drone

Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74180 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:30 am to
Are the apples falling from a tree in your yard?
If not escalate.

Go to the Asian market, get some durian.
Start throwing that in his yard.

Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29434 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:34 am to
Have you ever considered that they may just be falling out of a tree ?
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:35 am to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139200 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:37 am to
Are you a Doctor? Maybe he's trying to keep you away.
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
25453 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:51 am to
You don’t by chance have an Apple tree that is on the edge of his property line?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23224 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:51 am to
Start throwing used condoms into his yard.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:52 am to
No apple tree.

Guess the guy eats a little from the apple and throws it in the backyard.
Posted by jmon
Loisiana
Member since Oct 2010
10279 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:53 am to
Do they have a young child? If yes, then it's probably the kid.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10706 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:55 am to
quote:

Do I throw the apples back?
Do I buy some meat and throw in his backyard so it will stink?

How about walking over there and asking, whats up with all the apples being thrown in my yard?
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
25479 posts
Posted on 4/23/19 at 8:58 am to
quote:

What does the OT say?


Go to your neighbor. Ask him why he is throwing apples in your yard. Then ask him politely to come and pick them up.
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