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Neighbor cuts grass 23” into my yard

Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:31 pm
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13828 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:31 pm
Just noticed my neighbor cut his grass before me this weekend. A full push mower width of my lawn on the border is cut. Overall, my lawn is cut/kept up with better than his, so I don’t think it’s a passive/aggressive “cut your lawn” move. Property lines are obvious, so doubt there was a mistake there. Boning his wife is not the proper response, since she is old and ugly. Just cut grass and mine is still higher than his, so he’s cutting it shorter than my liking, or I wouldn’t care so much. I understand overlap with riding mowers, but this seems deliberate. I know, first world problems
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:32 pm to
Weird flex.
Posted by jsk020
Nola
Member since Jan 2013
1738 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:32 pm to
He’s cutting your grass and you’re complaining? Wish I had such considerate neighbors. Time is money
Posted by PaulBurbank007
Member since Nov 2013
821 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:32 pm to
Put salt on his grass in the middle of the night and kill his grass so he won’t be cutting it for a while
Posted by GeauxTigersGo
Member since Dec 2009
1875 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:32 pm to
You serious baw?
Posted by CountryVolFan
Knoxville, TN
Member since Dec 2008
3026 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

Ric Flair


Figure Four leglock is the only recourse.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
20311 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:33 pm to
That's not the only thing of "yours" he's putting inches into
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
1504 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:33 pm to
Poop in his yard.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189328 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:33 pm to
we need to know what kind of beer he was drinking
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:33 pm to
After a knife-edged chop and a vociferous WOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
6881 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:34 pm to
Rick Flair would figure-four leglock you for this weak post.
Posted by Chef Curry
Member since Mar 2019
2474 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:35 pm to
Had a neighbor once that used to do this. I wouldn’t have cared if he didn’t scalp the shite out of it.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10708 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:35 pm to
My old man had this issue. He takes his grass seriously. He talked to the neighbors, but they kept doing it. Then he put up a string all along the survey line.
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8644 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:35 pm to
You're going to need this.

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49108 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:36 pm to
You should pay them for their work
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:38 pm to
First he cuts your grass next. He's banging your wife.

You better put a stop to this now
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45632 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:39 pm to
My loser neighbor’s dad cuts his grass all the time and he does the same exact thing to my yard, lower than I cut mine and a good two or three feet onto my side. Pisses me off but I don’t say anything because it’s not worth starting shite over. You should probably just let it go too.
This post was edited on 5/6/23 at 4:40 pm
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
15113 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:41 pm to
You have to take a shite in his yard while making eye contact with him. Otherwise this will get out of hand quickly.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21125 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:41 pm to
When a neighbor brought in a new live in boyfriend, I noticed he didn’t know where the property line was and he cut nearly 3 feet into my yard and easily scalped my side. Next time I was cutting and saw him I told him I’d just cut their side up to their driveway when I cut mine. Their strip of grass is about 120 feet long and about 8 feet wide. We use Zero turn mowers and that strip takes a minute or so. Problem solved.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
29464 posts
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:43 pm to
You should shite on his front porch.
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