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Neighbor cuts grass 23” into my yard
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:31 pm
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:31 pm
Just noticed my neighbor cut his grass before me this weekend. A full push mower width of my lawn on the border is cut. Overall, my lawn is cut/kept up with better than his, so I don’t think it’s a passive/aggressive “cut your lawn” move. Property lines are obvious, so doubt there was a mistake there. Boning his wife is not the proper response, since she is old and ugly. Just cut grass and mine is still higher than his, so he’s cutting it shorter than my liking, or I wouldn’t care so much. I understand overlap with riding mowers, but this seems deliberate. I know, first world problems
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:32 pm to Ric Flair
He’s cutting your grass and you’re complaining? Wish I had such considerate neighbors. Time is money
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:32 pm to Ric Flair
Put salt on his grass in the middle of the night and kill his grass so he won’t be cutting it for a while
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:32 pm to Ric Flair
quote:
Ric Flair
Figure Four leglock is the only recourse.
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:33 pm to Ric Flair
That's not the only thing of "yours" he's putting inches into
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:33 pm to Ric Flair
we need to know what kind of beer he was drinking
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:33 pm to CountryVolFan
After a knife-edged chop and a vociferous WOOOOOOOOO!
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:34 pm to Ric Flair
Rick Flair would figure-four leglock you for this weak post.
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:35 pm to Ric Flair
Had a neighbor once that used to do this. I wouldn’t have cared if he didn’t scalp the shite out of it.
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:35 pm to Ric Flair
My old man had this issue. He takes his grass seriously. He talked to the neighbors, but they kept doing it. Then he put up a string all along the survey line.
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:35 pm to Ric Flair
You're going to need this.


Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:36 pm to Ric Flair
You should pay them for their work
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:38 pm to Ric Flair
First he cuts your grass next. He's banging your wife.
You better put a stop to this now
You better put a stop to this now
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:39 pm to Ric Flair
My loser neighbor’s dad cuts his grass all the time and he does the same exact thing to my yard, lower than I cut mine and a good two or three feet onto my side. Pisses me off but I don’t say anything because it’s not worth starting shite over. You should probably just let it go too.
This post was edited on 5/6/23 at 4:40 pm
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:41 pm to Ric Flair
You have to take a shite in his yard while making eye contact with him. Otherwise this will get out of hand quickly.
Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:41 pm to Ric Flair
When a neighbor brought in a new live in boyfriend, I noticed he didn’t know where the property line was and he cut nearly 3 feet into my yard and easily scalped my side. Next time I was cutting and saw him I told him I’d just cut their side up to their driveway when I cut mine. Their strip of grass is about 120 feet long and about 8 feet wide. We use Zero turn mowers and that strip takes a minute or so. Problem solved. 

Posted on 5/6/23 at 4:43 pm to Ric Flair
You should shite on his front porch.
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