re: Neighbor comes to my doorstep being verbally aggressive, can I legally check his knuckles?

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He was informed that his dental expenditures would likely increase significantly if that happened.

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LOL yeah sure you did

Put your your little ego down, and go pick up the poop when you can, man.

I did. Was always gonna pick it up. He would have gotten it cleaned a lot faster by being decent about it.

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You had the time to make this post, but not go pick your dog's shite out of your neighbor's yard?

Trashy is right.

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Definitely trashy in general society terms but I would guess he's pretty much average by trailer park standards. He needs to get a body harness for his pitbull.

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To be fair, it’s possible. This is the first I’ve ever known about it. It’s the way he brought it up. I would have had no problem picking it up.

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Maybe, this has happened a lot of times. Maybe, he was hoping that every time you let your dog shite in his yard, that it was just a one off. Or maybe 2 or 3 times, fine. Maybe he was giving you the benefit of the doubt. Or maybe, this is just the first time he actually caught you/your dog in the act.

In all likelihood, you do this habitually and have no consideration for others, and feel like it's beneath you to pick up your own dog's shite.

FWIW, i have had "neighbors" like you in the past, in my old neighborhood. This woman would go walk her dog, unleashed, around the neighborhood around lunch time, when most people were not at home. She did not bring any doggie bags with her. After several times, having to pick up her dog's shite, i finally caught her. Her dog finished shitting in my yard and as they were walking away, i spotted them. I yelled out, "hey, did you forget something"? She nervously went back and picked the shite up. I made it a habit to go home few more times for lunch after than and would make it a point to walk outside right around the time the woman was walking. It never really happened again, and she started walking on the other side of the street.

Point is, stop acting like trash. Pick up your dog's shite.

You should have immediately picked up the dog poop, but watch out for that guy. He may shoot your dog.

I find dog crap in my front yard on occasion. I simply pick it up and throw it away. shite happens.

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Handle your business then baw

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will do. watch out for me on the news

Solid troll thread. 6.675/10.

You're quite the shitty neighbor.

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It’s been an hour. Now I don’t know if I should even pick it up at all.

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You're the a-hole here.

Go pick up your dogs shite.

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I hope he makes you lick it and steals your dog.

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The dog goes over there for a reason. We have some habitual dog escapees here in our hood. My kids play with em until they are dead tired, they lay out on the porch and the owners are notified and they come get them. We love those days, it is like we get a rental and send em back. Like dog grandparents.