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Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:19 pm
Posted by spudz
Member since Mar 2015
499 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:19 pm
Long story short, my credit card was compromised and I had to dispute the charges and go through the pain of getting a new card. Well, it doesn't end there. Today, I get a statement from Citi saying that they've done an investigation and have questions about the charges. They think there's a possibly of fraud on my end. They send a document with a report of their findings, which includes the culprits name, email address, and physical address. I know this because the report shows the shipping address. FYI he bought a Nintendo Switch off of BestBuy.com.

So, for the time I spent on the phone initially, the grief of getting a new card, plus the extra time I spent on the phone today, this little punk deserves some sweet petty revenge.

What are my options here?
Posted by Manzielathon
Death Valley
Member since Sep 2013
8951 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:20 pm to
Return your new Nintendo Switch?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:21 pm to
Sounds like this little punk also knows your name and address. Let the cops handle it.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73774 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

What are my options here?


A charge off and debt counseling.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:21 pm to
I'm hoping you get your arse kicked. Update this after you do whatever you do.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15613 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:22 pm to
frick his wife while she plays the Switch.

Actually, it has two controllers so you can both play.
Posted by spudz
Member since Mar 2015
499 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:22 pm to
At the very least, he's getting a glitter bomb and a bag of dicks
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198020 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:22 pm to
give him aids



but that mean you'll have to have sex with him
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77704 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

What are my options here?


Seek out the love and heart of Jesus and forgive him.




















Or slash his tires.
Posted by iknowmorethanyou
Paydirt
Member since Jul 2007
6619 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

Citi


That's a bigger crime than the alleged fraud.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139227 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:24 pm to
Fill up an entire gallon milk jug with your piss and set it to bake outside in the sun for 3 weeks then pour it on the thresholds of all the entries to his house.
Posted by 99BLKBRD
Member since Mar 2015
575 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:25 pm to
Post all his info here on the OT?
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46703 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:26 pm to
You need to tell us how far away he lives for some ideas
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98740 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:29 pm to
1. Set up a meth lab in the trunk of his car
2. Wait til he leaves to go use your card again
3. Call cops or Live PD
4. Watch hilarity ensue
5. Post to WorldStar under the name "Jizzy Russell"
6. PROFIT!
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57015 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

What are my options here?


Fed Ex Boxes and Moroms since you know the address

FedEx Free Supplies

Order the max quantity of each, multiple times

Schedule a visit with missionary

This post was edited on 6/12/18 at 3:37 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139227 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:32 pm to
He could also mail an envelope with cornstarch in it and put a note in there saying it's anthrax.
Posted by spudz
Member since Mar 2015
499 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:33 pm to
He lives in California.

I found a website that ships poop. LINK

I'm think this is the winner. I'll follow up a few days later with the glitter bomb.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17072 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:33 pm to
Now that you’ve put it on the internet, murder is pretty much off the table. Good going.
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
4983 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:33 pm to
Had a similar situation when I was a much younger man. Got some friends together and, without too many details, made the punk regret it.


Still very satisfying to think about years later.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 6/12/18 at 3:34 pm to
quote:

They send a document with a report of their findings, which includes the culprits name, email address, and physical address. I know this because the report shows the shipping address.


Prove it.
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