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re: Need “legit” massage in Houston
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:49 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:49 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Spoken like a true Alabama fan
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Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:56 pm to TT
Haha. 
Touche
Touche
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:59 pm to TT
From what I've been told, Kings Spa on Bellaire is nice.
Posted on 7/19/23 at 1:02 pm to TT
Be careful baw. Here's how Texas defines massage parlors:
(a) Definitions. The following words and terms, when used in this section, shall have the following meanings, unless the context clearly indicates otherwise.
(1) Escort service--A business that provides for a fee an employee as an escort, date, or bodyguard. An escort service does not include motor escorting or armored car service.
(2) Massage parlor--A business that provides massage services for a fee. A massage parlor does not include the following, even though massages may be part of their services: health clubs, health spas, hospitals, nursing homes, sanitariums, athletic departments, licensed physical therapists, registered massage therapists, beauty spas, reducing salons, scalp treatments, or slenderizing salons. A massage parlor does include Turkish baths and any business not previously listed that provides massages as at least one of its services.
So, Do's
-get a massage at a health club, PT, etc.
Don'ts
Turkish Baths, anything called Oriental, Asian, etc.
(a) Definitions. The following words and terms, when used in this section, shall have the following meanings, unless the context clearly indicates otherwise.
(1) Escort service--A business that provides for a fee an employee as an escort, date, or bodyguard. An escort service does not include motor escorting or armored car service.
(2) Massage parlor--A business that provides massage services for a fee. A massage parlor does not include the following, even though massages may be part of their services: health clubs, health spas, hospitals, nursing homes, sanitariums, athletic departments, licensed physical therapists, registered massage therapists, beauty spas, reducing salons, scalp treatments, or slenderizing salons. A massage parlor does include Turkish baths and any business not previously listed that provides massages as at least one of its services.
So, Do's
-get a massage at a health club, PT, etc.
Don'ts
Turkish Baths, anything called Oriental, Asian, etc.
Posted on 7/19/23 at 1:03 pm to TT
I've never understood paying for a rub-and-tug. Nobody can give me a handjob better than me.
Posted on 7/19/23 at 1:05 pm to Tantal
quote:
Nobody can give me a handjob better than me.
I agree with that!!!
wait, that's not what I meant, really
Posted on 7/19/23 at 1:25 pm to TT
Is rub maps dot com still around? Go there you perv
Posted on 7/19/23 at 1:48 pm to TT
I know of a guy in Cleveland that has some recs
Posted on 7/19/23 at 2:20 pm to TT
quote:
a “full” relaxing massage in Houston.
Posted on 7/19/23 at 2:23 pm to TT
Milk and honey or midtown reflexology
Not into human trafficking so I don’t know the non legit ones
Not into human trafficking so I don’t know the non legit ones
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:02 pm to TT
J foot reflexology on 249
Posted on 7/19/23 at 3:14 pm to TT
Elements Massage in the Woodlands or Pure Balance in Spring are both really good.
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