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Need “legit” massage in Houston

Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:36 pm
Posted by TT
Member since Nov 2007
1568 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:36 pm
I’m sure the OT knows the perfect spot to get a “full” relaxing massage in Houston.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40494 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:37 pm to
Houstonian for legit

find any "spa" otherwise
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86132 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:37 pm to
Define "full" please.
Posted by TT
Member since Nov 2007
1568 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:37 pm to
Legit is in parentheses
Posted by TT
Member since Nov 2007
1568 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:38 pm to
Are you undercover?
Posted by secfballfan
Member since Feb 2016
3582 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:40 pm to
Larry David can refer you his
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
18219 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:40 pm to
When I was living in Houston, I’d go to any Chinatown place with a foot massage on the window. It’s 20 bucks and hour for whole body. I’d tipped them 20 and they were happy about it.

Foot massage sign = legit
Massage sign = you’re rolling the dice
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86132 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:40 pm to
I'm not.




















Are you?
Posted by TT
Member since Nov 2007
1568 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:40 pm to
Festus, we are Christian men and can not dare think of anything beyond what’s on the menu??
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
34833 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:41 pm to
NM
This post was edited on 7/19/23 at 12:41 pm
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86132 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:41 pm to
TT, I would recommend "deep" tissue.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93241 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:42 pm to
[quote]Define "full" please.

LINK
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7734 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:43 pm to
There used to be this place on the east side of downtown. Kind of a warehouse-looking thing not far from Minute Maid, no windows or signage. Customers knew to knock on the door where they were greeted by what can only described as the baddest looking Asian motherfrickers on the planet. If you survived the security check, there were indescribable earthly delights awaiting you in the back.

At least this is what I was told.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14594 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:44 pm to
Hit up Palmetto98's girlfriend.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24081 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:46 pm to
According to a previous thread here on the OT, look for string “Christmas” lights in the windows.
Posted by Play_Neck
Member since Dec 2014
2284 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:46 pm to
this guy is the feds for sure
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16840 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:47 pm to
Good try, cop!
Posted by TT
Member since Nov 2007
1568 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:47 pm to
Noted.
Posted by TT
Member since Nov 2007
1568 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:48 pm to
The feds need to relax also
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
14254 posts
Posted on 7/19/23 at 12:48 pm to
quote:


I’m sure the OT knows the perfect spot to get a “full” relaxing massage in Houston.




A full massage to me includes the prostate, yo.
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