re: Need help with butt wiping procedures

The advances of wiping and personal hygiene of the nethers is intrinsically linked with the proliferation of homosexuality.

Before everyone had the means to remove a far greater majority of fecal particulates from their anuses as well as wax them clean as an inverted turtleshell, even those with homosexual leaning were wary to allow their penises to penetrate a hairy, corncob-coarsened, shite-clumpen man-hole. Now everyone's walking around with dainty fragranced buttholes that might as well be self-cleaning poop vaginas and a far greater percentage of men than at any point in history are like, "Why not? I'm too beta to ever attract a viable female mate anyway".

All this to say, if you take this "anal awakening" attitude too far, you may one day find a dick connected to a gay man in it. Your butt, not your attitude.

So you regularly wash shite from your arse into your tub after dropping a deuce? That's disgusting

Usually dip my arse in the sink

Get a Toto.


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Instructions not clear enough, I shite my pants.

Get a Squatty Potty or a stool. It's like shitting while squatting and you get full expulsion of your bowels. Also, with this technique, you should be able to do two wipes and be clean.

Folks, there's only one foolproof method to get this done and it's the ONLY method guaranteed to be 100 percent effective: have your Mom wipe you.

Wanna feel really funny, try wiping your arse with the opposite hand....

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make sure you wipe from back to front at all times

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I'm not interested in having shitty balls.

It all starts with your diet. Eat right, and the only need for wiping is a quick double check. I'll take a fiber supplement for breakfast most of the time and be sure to eat a high fiber diet. Usually get a clean wipe first time. Now when I eat like crap, not so easy....