re: Need help naming new racehorse

Posted by OweO

Plaquemine, La

Member since Sep 2009

122060 posts

Posted on 3/24/25 at 7:38 pm to Tigersince99

I seriously have always wanted to name a race horse.

Have My Money
King Ling
Here Comes (I want to hear the call of the race and hear them say "here comes here comes).
Follow Me
Cause We Can
Slippin Aint Easy
Do Dat Dance
Urine Trouble

My brain isn't working great today so these suck..

Posted by DWaginHTown

Houston, TX

Member since Jan 2006

10203 posts

Posted on 3/24/25 at 7:42 pm to Tigersince99

Posted by yakster

Member since Mar 2021

4103 posts

Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:34 pm to Tigersince99

Giddyup

Posted by Yeahright

On a big sphere out there.

Member since Sep 2018

2367 posts

Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:36 pm to Tigersince99

Hoof hearted.

Posted by BoogaBear

Member since Jul 2013

7315 posts

Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:38 pm to Yeahright

Wrong hole

Posted by yepitsme

Member since Sep 2017

94 posts

Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:38 pm to Tigersince99

If he is a racehorse call him - HorsePower...or RaceHorse...

Posted by OLDBEACHCOMBER

Member since Jan 2004

7605 posts

Posted on 3/24/25 at 8:52 pm to Tigersince99

DOGE COLT

Posted by Cannon

Shreveport

Member since May 2015

1939 posts

Posted on 3/24/25 at 9:01 pm to Tigersince99

Cannon or Cannonball. Maybe Cannonball run.

Posted by MemphisGuy

Germantown, TN

Member since Nov 2023

14584 posts

Posted on 3/24/25 at 9:04 pm to Mingo Was His NameO

quote:

Considering this isn’t how naming race horses works, I’m going to assume this post is bullshite

Then enlighten us, please. How does naming a race horse work?

Posted by Roll Tide Ravens

Birmingham, AL

Member since Nov 2015

51682 posts

Posted on 3/24/25 at 9:36 pm to Tigersince99

I’ve always thought that “Secretariat” would be a good race horse name. I bet a race horse with that name would do well.

Posted by MrWhipple

West of the Mississippi

Member since Jun 2016

1138 posts

Posted on 3/24/25 at 9:40 pm to Roll Tide Ravens

MrWhipple

Posted by hometownhero89

Center of the Earth

Member since Aug 2007

2122 posts

Posted on 3/24/25 at 9:43 pm to Tigersince99

HorseBaw

Posted by CroakaBait

Gulf Coast of the Land Mass

Member since Nov 2013

4084 posts

Posted on 3/24/25 at 9:50 pm to Tigersince99

Patrick Mahomo’s

Posted by Twenty 49

Shreveport

Member since Jun 2014

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Posted on 3/25/25 at 5:28 am to CroakaBait

Big Digger Nick

Posted by Tempratt

Member since Oct 2013

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Posted on 3/25/25 at 5:32 am to Tigersince99

Flash

Posted by Snipe

Member since Nov 2015

16615 posts

Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:03 am to Tigersince99

Soon to be Glue.

Posted by stelly1025

Lafayette

Member since May 2012

10188 posts

Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:58 am to Tigersince99

Horsey McHorseface

Posted by Basura Blanco

Member since Dec 2011

11741 posts

Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:58 am to Tigersince99

I owned 1/5 of a mare that raced out of Tampa Downs. I bought my $2500 stake at a bar in Galveston one night.

Bitch cost me a thousand bucks over the next 18 months and I ended up selling my stake for $2K two years later. I never once saw her in person.

The horsey set had its way with me. The name of the horse was/is Miss Well Molded.

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