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re: Need a Plus-size airline passenger OT-Rating WYHI?
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:36 pm to cajunangelle
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:36 pm to cajunangelle
Isn't that why railroads had "Cattle Cars"?
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:37 pm to cajunangelle
They should put her in the cargo bay! Can you imagine surviving a plane crash in a desert where all survivors had to resort to cannabalism with this woman on board.
How do you say, "BUFFET"?
How do you say, "BUFFET"?
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:38 pm to GreenRockTiger
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Wow she looks just like Elsa from Frozen in the second picture
She looks like she just ate an entire box of frozen Elsa's
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:40 pm to BHM
There should be a formula for how much you pay for a plane ticket.
You pay by the weight of your bag and any extra bags your bring, why shouldn’t you pay for extra seats and the lard you have packed on for the last 30 years of your life and the extra fuel that the 400 extra pounds is costing the airline.
something like
$0.50 x weight x width of body / seat width
If you are twice as wide as your seat you pay for two seats at the price of your weight.
We need to bring back fat shaming because not only are they overlapping seats on planes and at sporting events, they are the main cause of our skyrocketing healthcare cost.
You pay by the weight of your bag and any extra bags your bring, why shouldn’t you pay for extra seats and the lard you have packed on for the last 30 years of your life and the extra fuel that the 400 extra pounds is costing the airline.
something like
$0.50 x weight x width of body / seat width
If you are twice as wide as your seat you pay for two seats at the price of your weight.
We need to bring back fat shaming because not only are they overlapping seats on planes and at sporting events, they are the main cause of our skyrocketing healthcare cost.
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:40 pm to GreenRockTiger
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Wow she looks just like Elsa from Frozen in the second picture
She looks like she ate Elsa. And Anna and Sven.
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:43 pm to cajunangelle
could you skip desert every now and again ? for fricks sake.
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:44 pm to cajunangelle
On the other hand, airlines will allow this creature to fly but god forbid my bag gets to 53 pounds
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:45 pm to cajunangelle
I like a thicc gal but I can’t imagine you got any yesses on this one.
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:53 pm to cajunangelle
If your actual throat does not show, then you might be a fatneck


Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:58 pm to L1C4
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She's not plus size. She's multiplied sized.
FIFY
Posted on 4/15/23 at 1:02 pm to Pintail
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something like $0.50 x weight x width of body / seat width If you are twice as wide as your seat you pay for two seats at the price of your weight.
Would need some sort of rounding function for the “width of body / seat width” part of the formula. Once that formula gets a certain factor over 1 should require you to purchase a 2nd seat.
Posted on 4/15/23 at 1:05 pm to cajunangelle
I wonder if the flight crew had to resort to using a grease gun and a come-along to wedge her into that seat?
Posted on 4/15/23 at 1:39 pm to cajunangelle
Unless that house has an elevator I doubt they have seen that upstairs more than a couple of times.
Posted on 4/15/23 at 1:40 pm to GreenRockTiger
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Wow she looks just like that giant ice monster from Frozen in the second picture
FIFY
Posted on 4/15/23 at 2:10 pm to cajunangelle
She makes a good point about the wheelchair accessible restrooms. The rest is laughable.
Posted on 4/15/23 at 2:14 pm to cajunangelle
New plan: because the weight of the cargo is linked to the fuel efficiency of the flight, and therefore the overall cost of the flight, in the same way we charge people more if they want to bring on more/heavier bags, let's start charging passengers as a function of both weight and physical volume.
I'm tired of all you "dad bod I would look like a cancer patient at a normal BMI" fuel using motherfrickers running up the cost of my ticket. This chick's ticket should cost an order of magnitude more than mine
I'm tired of all you "dad bod I would look like a cancer patient at a normal BMI" fuel using motherfrickers running up the cost of my ticket. This chick's ticket should cost an order of magnitude more than mine
Posted on 4/15/23 at 2:17 pm to RedFoxx
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Be healthy, wear a mask!
She'd be more healthy if she wore a mask while she ate
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