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re: Need a Plus-size airline passenger OT-Rating WYHI?

Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:36 pm to
Posted by ImaObserver
Member since Aug 2019
2503 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:36 pm to
Isn't that why railroads had "Cattle Cars"?
Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
Member since Sep 2009
7566 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:37 pm to
They should put her in the cargo bay! Can you imagine surviving a plane crash in a desert where all survivors had to resort to cannabalism with this woman on board.
How do you say, "BUFFET"?
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11743 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:38 pm to
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Wow she looks just like Elsa from Frozen in the second picture



She looks like she just ate an entire box of frozen Elsa's
Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
12063 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:40 pm to
There should be a formula for how much you pay for a plane ticket.

You pay by the weight of your bag and any extra bags your bring, why shouldn’t you pay for extra seats and the lard you have packed on for the last 30 years of your life and the extra fuel that the 400 extra pounds is costing the airline.

something like

$0.50 x weight x width of body / seat width

If you are twice as wide as your seat you pay for two seats at the price of your weight.

We need to bring back fat shaming because not only are they overlapping seats on planes and at sporting events, they are the main cause of our skyrocketing healthcare cost.
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12395 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

Wow she looks just like Elsa from Frozen in the second picture


She looks like she ate Elsa. And Anna and Sven.
Posted by ZenFNmaster
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2007
2836 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:43 pm to
could you skip desert every now and again ? for fricks sake.
Posted by Bama Bird
Pittsburgh, PA
Member since Mar 2013
22847 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:44 pm to
On the other hand, airlines will allow this creature to fly but god forbid my bag gets to 53 pounds
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44827 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:45 pm to
I like a thicc gal but I can’t imagine you got any yesses on this one.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
12274 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:53 pm to
If your actual throat does not show, then you might be a fatneck

Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21717 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 12:58 pm to
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She's not plus size. She's multiplied sized.


FIFY
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21717 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 1:02 pm to
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something like $0.50 x weight x width of body / seat width If you are twice as wide as your seat you pay for two seats at the price of your weight.

Would need some sort of rounding function for the “width of body / seat width” part of the formula. Once that formula gets a certain factor over 1 should require you to purchase a 2nd seat.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73601 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 1:05 pm to


I wonder if the flight crew had to resort to using a grease gun and a come-along to wedge her into that seat?
Posted by Nelson Biederman IV
New York, NY
Member since Apr 2014
628 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 1:36 pm to
Lol manchild bitch
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21267 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 1:37 pm to
Not a chance
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17703 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 1:39 pm to
Unless that house has an elevator I doubt they have seen that upstairs more than a couple of times.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21656 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 1:40 pm to
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Wow she looks just like that giant ice monster from Frozen in the second picture


FIFY
Posted by Larry_Hotdogs
Texas
Member since Jun 2019
2071 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 2:10 pm to
She makes a good point about the wheelchair accessible restrooms. The rest is laughable.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
32879 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 2:14 pm to
New plan: because the weight of the cargo is linked to the fuel efficiency of the flight, and therefore the overall cost of the flight, in the same way we charge people more if they want to bring on more/heavier bags, let's start charging passengers as a function of both weight and physical volume.

I'm tired of all you "dad bod I would look like a cancer patient at a normal BMI" fuel using motherfrickers running up the cost of my ticket. This chick's ticket should cost an order of magnitude more than mine
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
64234 posts
Posted on 4/15/23 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

Be healthy, wear a mask!


She'd be more healthy if she wore a mask while she ate
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