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re: Nastiest divorce situations you've seen.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 5:22 pm to Eightballjacket
Posted on 4/3/25 at 5:22 pm to Eightballjacket
Bitches, they do be crazy.
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Posted on 4/3/25 at 6:02 pm to Billy Blanks
My parents’ divorce. I skipped third grade and they were too busy fighting each other to notice.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 9:17 pm to BradBallard
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the affair partner was convicted of beating our son yet she still kept the dude around
Insanely fricked up story there. But you left us on a cliffhanger here. What did you do to this country bumpkin?
Posted on 4/3/25 at 9:24 pm to jizzle6609
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Brothers both get married a couple years apart. Start cheating with the others wife after they have had kids. Both divorced and got with the other spouse. Sick.
Not a divorce story, but it reminded me of these two identical twin sisters I graduated high school with. Like a week or two after graduation, they had a double wedding where the sisters married identical twin brothers. They all even moved into a single house together. I lost touch with them after that. I’ve always wondered how that worked out.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 9:26 pm to Beessnax
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Lawyers play a really dirty trick on their clients by stoking up the emotions so that people who used to love each spend thousands of dollars in profit for the lawyers fighting it out. The most amicable divorces I have seen were settled without getting attorneys involved. Lawyers are right there with car salesmen as far as being slimy and disgusting people go.
While in mediation, I can vividly remember being in one room, while my soon-to-be ex-wife was in another. My whole life was about to be turned upside down, and all I could hear was our attorneys laughing with the mediator. It was then that I knew this whole thing was a charade for them.
Initially, I didn't want an attorney, but she filed first, and hired an attorney. I "had to" play defense, and hire an attorney.
I'm glad to have this behind me today.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 9:42 pm to WhiskeyThrottle
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She had a son that was also a stolen valor piece of shite who stole from them and borderline vandalized the house even when things were good between them.
Nothing an asswhipping can't fix
Posted on 4/3/25 at 9:45 pm to OweO
quote:can you ask the chat gpt to whip someone’s arse too for u
Nothing an asswhipping can't fix
Posted on 4/3/25 at 9:57 pm to boddagetta
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I knew a guy that got the marital home in the divorce. A couple of weeks after the divorce was finalized, he took their son out of town for the weekend to a football game. Ex-wife knew he would be gone all weekend with their son. When he returned home on Sunday afternoon, ex-wife refused to meet him at the house and wanted him to bring their son to her mom's house. After he got home, opened the door, the smell of gasoline about knocked him down.
He had left the kitchen window unlocked as a safety net in case he locked himself out of the house, as he typically did when the ex still lived there. She knew it was unlocked & went in while he was gone then proceeded to pour gasoline in multiple rooms of the home. Guy called the cops and fire department. Cops could find no signs of forcible entry, no suspects, case still unsolved. Ex-wife got off scott free.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 11:20 pm to jizzle6609
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Brothers both get married a couple years apart. Start cheating with the others wife after they have had kids. Both divorced and got with the other spouse. Sick.
DAMN!
Posted on 4/3/25 at 11:31 pm to Billy Blanks
Mine. The system is broken. The only thing anybody involved in the system cares about is making money and status. While kids and good people suffer.
I should have a lifetime mini series about it at this point.
I should have a lifetime mini series about it at this point.
Posted on 4/3/25 at 11:38 pm to Will Cover
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Will Cover
much love man
Posted on 4/4/25 at 1:40 am to OWLFAN86
This post was edited on 4/4/25 at 1:53 am
Posted on 4/4/25 at 4:15 am to Will Cover
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While in mediation, I can vividly remember being in one room, while my soon-to-be ex-wife was in another. My whole life was about to be turned upside down, and all I could hear was our attorneys laughing with the mediator. It was then that I knew this whole thing was a charade for them.
Then they all go pick up their spouses and head to Bocage for tennis, dinner and drinks...it's a joke...
The more your net worth the greater and longer this lawyer divorce game becomes...
Posted on 4/4/25 at 4:19 am to Billy Blanks
pictures of your swife(to decide guilt or innocence)
Posted on 4/4/25 at 4:33 am to Armymann50
Weirdest experience……
Divorce is not going well for wife.
Wife commits suicide one morning.
Within two hours…wife’s parents are at my office asking for a refund of the remaining retainer paid to me.
Divorce is not going well for wife.
Wife commits suicide one morning.
Within two hours…wife’s parents are at my office asking for a refund of the remaining retainer paid to me.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 4:53 am to JDCPA76
A previous poster mentioned that anyone in the divorce business for 15-20 years or more had mental issues.
Whatever mental issues I had did not drive me out of the business.
What drove me out was the lying on the witness stand and by opposing attorneys.
Expert witnesses pulling crap out of thin air…spouses lying about anything and everything…attorneys lying to the Judge about facts.
Cases now longer were about reality; they became a contest of who could lie and twist the facts to best suit their case.
Last case I had we were looking for a series of about ten checks the wife wrote.
Over the course of about 18 months we requested, subpoenaed and file motions to produce those checks from everyone possible.
Wife said she had no knowledge of the checks; wife’s expert witnesses, a CPA had no knowledge of the checks; wife’s attorney had no knowledge of the checks.
Wife is called to testify.. walks by CPA who hands her some papers. Wife’s attorney has same papers from CPA.
About an hour into wife’s testimony she is testifying to questions asked by her attorney. The questions she is answering are about the missing checks on the sheets from the CPA.
We jumped out of our seats to object about the use of the checks we had been looking for over a year.
Judge is not happy. Stops proceedings for the day and orders wife’s attorney to provide answers as to why these checks magically appear.
Next morning wife’s attorney asks Judge to cancel hearings for that day…he has a settlement offer for husband.
Judge says “it better be a good one”
Whatever mental issues I had did not drive me out of the business.
What drove me out was the lying on the witness stand and by opposing attorneys.
Expert witnesses pulling crap out of thin air…spouses lying about anything and everything…attorneys lying to the Judge about facts.
Cases now longer were about reality; they became a contest of who could lie and twist the facts to best suit their case.
Last case I had we were looking for a series of about ten checks the wife wrote.
Over the course of about 18 months we requested, subpoenaed and file motions to produce those checks from everyone possible.
Wife said she had no knowledge of the checks; wife’s expert witnesses, a CPA had no knowledge of the checks; wife’s attorney had no knowledge of the checks.
Wife is called to testify.. walks by CPA who hands her some papers. Wife’s attorney has same papers from CPA.
About an hour into wife’s testimony she is testifying to questions asked by her attorney. The questions she is answering are about the missing checks on the sheets from the CPA.
We jumped out of our seats to object about the use of the checks we had been looking for over a year.
Judge is not happy. Stops proceedings for the day and orders wife’s attorney to provide answers as to why these checks magically appear.
Next morning wife’s attorney asks Judge to cancel hearings for that day…he has a settlement offer for husband.
Judge says “it better be a good one”
Posted on 4/4/25 at 5:03 am to Jenious
Okay…last one.
In a divorce case it is common practice to determine the income and expenses of each party to determine how much alimony can be paid and to whom.
I was the go to guy for a union of airline pilots for a number of years.
Pilots get paid by the hour and the minute, not by the hour and fraction of hours. So 30.50 hours is 30 hours and fifty minutes, not 30 and a half hours.
Wife’s CPA did not know this and created these elaborate schedules of the husband’s income using the fractions not minutes.
We politely got her to calculate the total pay from the husband’s time sheets using the hourly rate times her fraction method and the minutes method to match the gross pay from the time sheets.
She finally understood her calculations were incorrect. We asked the Judge to disregard her schedules.
Wife’s attorney asked Judge to give them the weight they deserved in his consideration of the facts.
Judge politely agreed.
“I will give them the weight they deserve. The weight of a feather.”
I’m done!
In a divorce case it is common practice to determine the income and expenses of each party to determine how much alimony can be paid and to whom.
I was the go to guy for a union of airline pilots for a number of years.
Pilots get paid by the hour and the minute, not by the hour and fraction of hours. So 30.50 hours is 30 hours and fifty minutes, not 30 and a half hours.
Wife’s CPA did not know this and created these elaborate schedules of the husband’s income using the fractions not minutes.
We politely got her to calculate the total pay from the husband’s time sheets using the hourly rate times her fraction method and the minutes method to match the gross pay from the time sheets.
She finally understood her calculations were incorrect. We asked the Judge to disregard her schedules.
Wife’s attorney asked Judge to give them the weight they deserved in his consideration of the facts.
Judge politely agreed.
“I will give them the weight they deserve. The weight of a feather.”
I’m done!
Posted on 4/4/25 at 5:13 am to notiger1997
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That woman was on drugs or had some shite going on much worse than menopause.
Not necessarily. I've seen menopause turn women completely unhinged.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 5:39 am to JDCPA76
Honestly, you’ve been the best resource for people who think marriage is all cuddly.
I hope your posts have made others to think again.
But this is TD. Thinkers are at a premium.
I hope your posts have made others to think again.
But this is TD. Thinkers are at a premium.
Posted on 4/4/25 at 6:48 am to Billy Blanks
I had an Insurance Agency client up east once who was on a second marriage to a much younger woman. I always suspected mob connections, they fit every jersey stereotype. While I was on location, the guy came in to work HOT. I guess he had got cheating the night before and came home to most of his things on the front lawn, except for his expensive suits and they had been laid out on a bed and stabbed to shreds with a kitchen knife.
Oddly, he was seemingly exclusively pissed about the suits.
Oddly, he was seemingly exclusively pissed about the suits.
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