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re: Nashville realtor adds pic of him getting BJ to house listing

Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:20 am to
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13473 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:20 am to
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That website gave my phone aids
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
13287 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:21 am to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54622 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:23 am to
Implied it was oral sex but did not say if the person giving was male or female?
Posted by BR Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2004
4157 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:25 am to
quote:

Phil A Sheo

quote:

Out there.. I spent some time selling real estate.. I got lots of stories.


Name checks out...
Posted by Ben Hur
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2013
888 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:31 am to
Ignoring the sex act, I believe it is a violation of Fair Housing advertising to include a person (or rendering of a person) in a real estate ad.

The idea behind it being that depicting a person in the property ad shows a preference for that type of individual.

quote:

If you feature human models in your advertisements, ensure that the images are inclusive and representative of all communities that need access to housing.
LINK
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90455 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:32 am to
quote:


Dude sends pic of getting BJ:
Oh gross, fricking pervert send him to jail.

Woman sends pic of her pussy getting ate by another woman:
Yassss Queen!!!! Truth to power!!! You go girl


How did you turn this racial?

A black woman wouldn't get praised for posting a pic of her having oral sex on a real estate listing
Posted by Vidic
Member since Jan 2010
9125 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:34 am to
How did you get he was talking about a black woman? White bitches say shite like that all the time On social media
This post was edited on 8/29/19 at 10:35 am
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90455 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:35 am to
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Yassss Queen!!!! Truth to power!!!


Because white girls all over social media are saying this on the regular
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65694 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:35 am to
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did not say if the person giving was male or female?



he photo (above) depicts Miguel Calvo standing beside a bed, with what appears to be a much younger woman on her knees on the bed, with her genitals exposed from the rear to a mirror which the camera is pointed at.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77971 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:43 am to
umm, anyone find the actual pic yet?
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:45 am to
quote:

anyone find the actual pic yet?



Yeah, it wasn't that hard. There's a link within the link in the OP.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65694 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:46 am to
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umm, anyone find the actual pic yet?



only one with the good stuff blurred
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94966 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:47 am to
So, Japanese-style porn then.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65694 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:49 am to
quote:

So, Japanese-style porn then.


sort of r. kelly-ish without movement and blurred out.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20023 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:49 am to
Great link. I just won a new iPad.......congratulations Apple user....hahahaha
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 11:07 am to
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and I got all day...



Ok,

My second week into it I'm at the office taking phone duty(basically a hoping someone calls and wants to buy situation) and a lady calls in and wants to see a new listing we have, "Ok, I'll meet you there" I can't recall the time but it's after lunch like 1ish. So I look at the showing instructions and it say's please call due to owners working shift work.. Called the first # listed and assuming the male I got was the owner I asked if 1 was all good for me to show.. "Yep" Cool.. I was excited my showing to someone other than a tire kicking friend.

So, 1 o'clock arrives as do I and the potential buyers and we all walk in the home together to view the nice little starter home. Starts off like I expected, we're looking at the Lvingroom, kitchen and of course the husband wants to check out the patio area before looking at bedrooms.. So I say "Cool go right ahead and i'll get all the other lights on in the rest of the house".

Now, this house is dead silent and assumed empty... I proceed to open up doors and turn on the lights in the bedrooms when i get to the last one and the knob was stuck.. Weird I thought, but my next effort was successful and I got the door open flipped the light on then heard my buyers walking back in.. I turn around, but as I did I hear this extremely calm voice "excuse me sir" so I turn sharply back around (in a slight panic at this moment) and there on the floor, a naked and I mean buckassnekkid female sitting on some sort of sex contraption..

So of course I'm horrified yet slightly turned on as well, but I'm supposed to working here..

Then she said " Hey just shut this door and tell them this room can't be viewed"

Me: Ok, easy enough.. I just had to tell the buyers that one of the homeowners was actually home and sleeping..

But of course, before closing this door.. the lady said "I know this is awkward and all" I'm thinking no shite "but can you come help me up after these people leave"

"Do what know?"

"Yeah I can't move for some reason"...

So as my buyers start heading that direction I closed the door and explained to them that yeah the room is closed off.. The owner is sleeping in here.. Of course that was fine by them.

We finished up with the showing told my buyers I needed to lock up and I 'll meet them at The 2nd address they wanted to see as well and they were off..

I then stood there confused.. Do I go back in, do I not..

frick it.. I walk back in knocked on the door and told her that I was finished... I hear "so am I" of course my reaction was "excuse me" her voice again "Oh,I'm up now, sorry"..

There was brief silence... So I said "Okay, I'll just lock up on my way out" .. response way "K, hope they liked the house"

I locked up and never showed that house again...

And Oddly enough... That was just the beginning ... Tune in next week...


Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77971 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 11:17 am to
dear penthouse
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77971 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 11:17 am to
quote:

only one with the good stuff blurred


yeah thats not the one i want
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19451 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 11:21 am to
quote:

How did you turn this racial?


Wut?

That's all different color broads.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167166 posts
Posted on 8/29/19 at 11:40 am to
quote:

Belinda Kay Brown
He should have his realtor licenses stripped from him and never be able to sell real estate again. What a pervert!!!!






She's mad no one wants to frick her probably
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