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re: Nashville realtor adds pic of him getting BJ to house listing
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:20 am to Jack Daniel
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:20 am to Jack Daniel
quote:
That website gave my phone aids
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:23 am to VinegarStrokes
Implied it was oral sex but did not say if the person giving was male or female?
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:25 am to Phil A Sheo
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Phil A Sheo
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Out there.. I spent some time selling real estate.. I got lots of stories.
Name checks out...
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:31 am to lsunorth
Ignoring the sex act, I believe it is a violation of Fair Housing advertising to include a person (or rendering of a person) in a real estate ad.
The idea behind it being that depicting a person in the property ad shows a preference for that type of individual.
The idea behind it being that depicting a person in the property ad shows a preference for that type of individual.
quote:LINK
If you feature human models in your advertisements, ensure that the images are inclusive and representative of all communities that need access to housing.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:32 am to tketaco
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Dude sends pic of getting BJ:
Oh gross, fricking pervert send him to jail.
Woman sends pic of her pussy getting ate by another woman:
Yassss Queen!!!! Truth to power!!! You go girl
How did you turn this racial?
A black woman wouldn't get praised for posting a pic of her having oral sex on a real estate listing
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:34 am to Jones
How did you get he was talking about a black woman? White bitches say shite like that all the time On social media
This post was edited on 8/29/19 at 10:35 am
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:35 am to Vidic
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Yassss Queen!!!! Truth to power!!!
Because white girls all over social media are saying this on the regular
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:35 am to Cheese Grits
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did not say if the person giving was male or female?
he photo (above) depicts Miguel Calvo standing beside a bed, with what appears to be a much younger woman on her knees on the bed, with her genitals exposed from the rear to a mirror which the camera is pointed at.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:43 am to MorbidTheClown
umm, anyone find the actual pic yet?
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:45 am to CAD703X
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anyone find the actual pic yet?
Yeah, it wasn't that hard. There's a link within the link in the OP.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:46 am to CAD703X
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umm, anyone find the actual pic yet?
only one with the good stuff blurred
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:47 am to MorbidTheClown
So, Japanese-style porn then.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:49 am to teke184
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So, Japanese-style porn then.
sort of r. kelly-ish without movement and blurred out.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 10:49 am to lsunorth
Great link. I just won a new iPad.......congratulations Apple user....hahahaha
Posted on 8/29/19 at 11:07 am to castorinho
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and I got all day...
Ok,
My second week into it I'm at the office taking phone duty(basically a hoping someone calls and wants to buy situation) and a lady calls in and wants to see a new listing we have, "Ok, I'll meet you there" I can't recall the time but it's after lunch like 1ish. So I look at the showing instructions and it say's please call due to owners working shift work.. Called the first # listed and assuming the male I got was the owner I asked if 1 was all good for me to show.. "Yep" Cool.. I was excited my showing to someone other than a tire kicking friend.
So, 1 o'clock arrives as do I and the potential buyers and we all walk in the home together to view the nice little starter home. Starts off like I expected, we're looking at the Lvingroom, kitchen and of course the husband wants to check out the patio area before looking at bedrooms.. So I say "Cool go right ahead and i'll get all the other lights on in the rest of the house".
Now, this house is dead silent and assumed empty... I proceed to open up doors and turn on the lights in the bedrooms when i get to the last one and the knob was stuck.. Weird I thought, but my next effort was successful and I got the door open flipped the light on then heard my buyers walking back in.. I turn around, but as I did I hear this extremely calm voice "excuse me sir" so I turn sharply back around (in a slight panic at this moment) and there on the floor, a naked and I mean buckassnekkid female sitting on some sort of sex contraption..
So of course I'm horrified yet slightly turned on as well, but I'm supposed to working here..
Then she said " Hey just shut this door and tell them this room can't be viewed"
Me: Ok, easy enough.. I just had to tell the buyers that one of the homeowners was actually home and sleeping..
But of course, before closing this door.. the lady said "I know this is awkward and all" I'm thinking no shite "but can you come help me up after these people leave"
"Do what know?"
"Yeah I can't move for some reason"...
So as my buyers start heading that direction I closed the door and explained to them that yeah the room is closed off.. The owner is sleeping in here.. Of course that was fine by them.
We finished up with the showing told my buyers I needed to lock up and I 'll meet them at The 2nd address they wanted to see as well and they were off..
I then stood there confused.. Do I go back in, do I not..
frick it.. I walk back in knocked on the door and told her that I was finished... I hear "so am I" of course my reaction was "excuse me" her voice again "Oh,I'm up now, sorry"..
There was brief silence... So I said "Okay, I'll just lock up on my way out" .. response way "K, hope they liked the house"
I locked up and never showed that house again...
And Oddly enough... That was just the beginning ... Tune in next week...
Posted on 8/29/19 at 11:17 am to MorbidTheClown
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only one with the good stuff blurred
yeah thats not the one i want
Posted on 8/29/19 at 11:21 am to Jones
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How did you turn this racial?
Wut?
That's all different color broads.
Posted on 8/29/19 at 11:40 am to MorbidTheClown
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Belinda Kay Brown
He should have his realtor licenses stripped from him and never be able to sell real estate again. What a pervert!!!!
She's mad no one wants to frick her probably
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