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NASA cancels all female space walk. They haven’t a thing to wear!

Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:28 pm
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:28 pm
NASA cannot put the two women in space because there is only one medium suit on the station. There for one woman will be partnered with a larger male.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:29 pm to
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There for


Posted by SidewalkDawg
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:29 pm to
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NASA cannot put the two women in space because there is only one medium suit on the station.


Odds that only one comes back alive? I've worked with women in an office before, they hate each other.
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5159 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:29 pm to
and the bitches would start catfighting and not talking because they had on the same outfit. NASA made a good call here to keep the peace.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:32 pm to
The real story is they ran out of adult diapers after that crazy bitch hoarded them all.
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:33 pm to
Geniuses of NASA at work. How much money was wasted on training and fitting this woman for that EVA suit, and some dork forgot to pack the suit in the cargo, and what's worse no one else bothered to check. This lack of attention to detail is why things go boom at NASA.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:35 pm to
Real problem was they measured the women's helmets in inches and the spacesuits in metric.
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:35 pm to
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because there is only one medium suit on the station.
so no one thought about this?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:37 pm to
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They haven’t a thing to wear!


let em go naked
Posted by Dizz
Member since May 2008
16214 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:46 pm to
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NASA has four spacesuits on the International Space Station, according to Jacklyn Kagey, lead officer for the upcoming spacewalk. Two of those suits are medium-sized, but only one is presently configured for a spacewalk (making the second one ready would require about 12 hours of work). Since Koch also uses a medium-sized suit, NASA planners decided the safest decision was to have Koch proceed in the medium suit and Hague participate in a larger suit.


Apparently, one of the women was supposed to wear the large one but after using it determined the smaller one was easier to move around in.
Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:47 pm to
Have they checked Walmart?
Posted by HammerheadLincoln
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:49 pm to
Is this supposed to be funny?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:51 pm to
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There for

Their for
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Posted by castorinho
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 12:57 pm to
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Their for


Come on man









It's they're four
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 1:42 pm to
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There for


they should send you. you certainly got the smarts for the job.
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 1:44 pm to
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Is this supposed to be funny?


Only if you have a sense of humor...
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28715 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 1:45 pm to
Diversity for the purpose breaking a glass ceiling is foolish and dangerous. If they are the two most qualified people then by all means let them have at it. Something tells me they are not.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14539 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 1:46 pm to
There-4?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 3/26/19 at 2:28 pm to
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It's they're four


In Britain. Here, it's "they're fore".
Posted by Dizz
Member since May 2008
16214 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 2:30 pm to
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Something tells me they are not.


What part of this tells you that the women are not qualified?
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