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re: Naked Texas Woman Arrested After Breaking Into Man's Home, Getting In Bed

Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
4332 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:59 pm to
The older I get the less I am inclined to mess around with crazy. She's not hideous but not near hot enough to overcome her craziness.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19262 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:00 pm to
He should have just smashed it
Posted by Decatur
Member since Mar 2007
28719 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

It just depends on where they fall into the crazy spectrum.


Eeehhhh...be careful about lumping in others with the real crazies. The real ones exist and you don’t want anything to do with them.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
29993 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

Or he didn't want to be accused of rape.


ding ding ding ding - correct answer

also correct answer is didnt want his pecker to fall off from the 37 strains of raging STD she has
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28860 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

That dude is gay if he called the cops on a naked lady in his house



i live about 15 miles from Killeen. I would not sleep with anybody in Killeen that wasn't my wife. but then again, i'll never spend a night in Killeen.

Killeen is a whole different town with 0 culture and unlike anywhere else in Central Texas.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49256 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:10 pm to
Bitch could be fricked up on drugs and stab his arse for all he knows.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124070 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:11 pm to
She wouldn’t have to break in
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24904 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

breaking into a stranger's home and then stripping down to nothing to take a nap.


I've seen this movie.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65843 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:21 pm to
looks like she enjoyed the experience
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17134 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

she allegedly spit on one of


I usually have to ask for that - lucky cop.

She's a spitter, not a swallower ... had to get her outta the house.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:22 pm to


Not guilty.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65843 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

i live about 15 miles from Killeen


coulda been you
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

The man originally heard someone or something moving around his house the night before but thought nothing of it until he found the unknown woman the next morning.


So he had a booty call that wouldn’t leave the next morning
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:25 pm to


Upon further deliberation I retract the previous not guilty verdict and find the defendant ugly and therefore guilty as charged
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28860 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

coulda been you



Messer hill between Nolanville and Belton is the clear DMZ between eastern and western bell county.

it truly is a completely different culture between the two areas.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65843 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:30 pm to
stars on her shoulders? interesting
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
9415 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

A woman in Killeen, Texas, was arrested last month


quote:

Sunday, March 28


They coulda just said last week. Makes the story sound dated for no reason....

Wood
This post was edited on 4/5/21 at 3:31 pm
Posted by Dennis Celery
Member since Apr 2021
708 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Really?


Bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64177 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:30 pm to
Feel like you’re doing it wrong if a selfie is a big downgrade from a mugshot.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65843 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

two in the Bush


if you can put two hands in....
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