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re: Naked Texas Woman Arrested After Breaking Into Man's Home, Getting In Bed

Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:42 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:42 pm to
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19249 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:43 pm to
I’ve done worse .I mean if you fishing for catfish and a bass jumps in your boat, you still keep it. Ole baw might have a case of the gay
This post was edited on 4/5/21 at 2:44 pm
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
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Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:43 pm to
FB is open, but not missing much.

Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18268 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:44 pm to
Could be worse. IWNKHOOB
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79028 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:45 pm to
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The man originally heard someone or something moving around his house the night before but thought nothing of it until he found the unknown woman the next morning.


That's crazy. He didn't hear her walking around?

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Would not kick her out


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Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30553 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:46 pm to
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That dude is gay if he called the cops on a naked lady in his house

Depends what she looks like
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48466 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:46 pm to
I'll file this under things that will never happen to me.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41097 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:46 pm to
Does things the wife won't do guaranteed!
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7802 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:47 pm to
I'll have to remember to leave my doors unlocked at night
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11282 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:47 pm to
Would deport.
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:47 pm to
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She told officers that she previously lived at the address in 2009 and should be allowed to stay


this logic is air tight
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7683 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:47 pm to
I mean she’s not hideous, she doesn’t seem to be fat and she seems to be a little wild. (You gotta be high as a kite or drunk as hell to break into a house you lived in 12 years ago just to sleep.)
Posted by Decatur
Member since Mar 2007
28719 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:49 pm to
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The homeowner called the cops


The absolute right thing to do.

Don’t frick around with the legit crazy women.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:50 pm to
Maaaaaaybe
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7802 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:51 pm to
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(You gotta be high as a kite or drunk as hell to break into a house you lived in 12 years ago just to sleep.)



I would take the former. Looks like she was arrested in January of 2020 for possession of a prescription she wasn't prescribed.

LINK
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B202004217 01 29 2020 0121 GARZA, JOVITA
01/29/2020 0422 J1952192 CC12 632378 MA POSS CS PG 3 LESS TH REL’D ON P-R BOND JUD JANSSEN 1200.00
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
7683 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:52 pm to
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Don’t frick around with the legit crazy women.


Newsflash- Most Hispanic women are legit crazy. It just depends on where they fall into the crazy spectrum. We talking not so bad Mexican crazy or stab you with a knife cause you drank the last beer Colombian crazy??
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:52 pm to
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That dude is gay if he called the cops on a naked lady in his house


maybe 40 years ago. if she just hinted at something inappropriate that guy would be in jail for a long time. Do you how much bail alone would be?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95212 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:56 pm to
Looks like Jody Arias to me.

I wonder if she had the roast beef thing going on too.
Posted by bayouvette
Raceland
Member since Oct 2005
4720 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:58 pm to
That would be a tricky strange situation if you came home white girl wasted and this happened.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95212 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:58 pm to
That Latin temper is no fricking joke.

They better be able to frick like a demon to make up for being high stress.
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