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Naked Texas Woman Arrested After Breaking Into Man's Home, Getting In Bed

Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:37 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:37 pm
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A woman in Killeen, Texas, was arrested last month for allegedly breaking into a stranger's home and then stripping down to nothing to take a nap.

The homeowner called the cops on Jovita Garza, 28, after he found her asleep on an air mattress in a spare bedroom on Sunday, March 28, the Killeen Daily Herald reported.

The man originally heard someone or something moving around his house the night before but thought nothing of it until he found the unknown woman the next morning.

Garza allegedly refused to put clothes on and to leave the home when the cops showed up. She told officers that she previously lived at the address in 2009 and should be allowed to stay, according to the arrest affidavit.

Police arrested the naked woman. Once outside the house, she allegedly spit on one of the police officers.






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Posted by Shwapp
Gonzales, LA
Member since Sep 2016
913 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:38 pm to
Wouldn't kick her out
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:38 pm to
Posted by RebelExpress38
In your base, killin your dudes
Member since Apr 2012
13473 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:38 pm to
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Naked Texas Woman Arrested After Breaking Into Man's Home, Getting In Bed


Did his wife buy this
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:38 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65423 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:39 pm to
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Don't Care, Had Sleep
This post was edited on 4/5/21 at 2:40 pm
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34596 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:39 pm to
That dude is gay if he called the cops on a naked lady in his house
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11305 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:39 pm to
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She told officers that she previously lived at the address in 2009 and should be allowed to stay, according to the arrest affidavit.


I think that's the way it works, right?
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:39 pm to
Posted by 10MTNTiger
Banks of the Guadalupe
Member since Sep 2012
4139 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:39 pm to
Nasty woman
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:39 pm to
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Jovita Garza, 28


You don't have to go back.gif
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5121 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:39 pm to
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she allegedly spit on one of


I usually have to ask for that - lucky cop.
Posted by bonescanner
Member since Oct 2011
2234 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:39 pm to
Well that's not something you wake up to every day...
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61042 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:40 pm to
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That dude is gay if he called the cops on a naked lady in his house




Or he didn't want to be accused of rape.
Posted by LSUBanker
Gonzales, La
Member since Sep 2003
2552 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:40 pm to
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Once outside the house, she allegedly spit on one of the police officers.


This story took a turn for me as soon as I read this. Spitting is a big turn off.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:40 pm to
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Wouldn't kick her out


I can promise someone somewhere is sick of her shite.

Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
67972 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:42 pm to
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Garza allegedly refused to put close on and to leave the home when the cops showed up
Journalism.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41479 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:42 pm to
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Wouldn't kick her out

Really?

Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25479 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:42 pm to
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Naked Texas Woman Arrested After Breaking Into Man's Home, Getting In Bed


Tried that one before. Wife didn't buy it. Maybe I should have called the cops too.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18250 posts
Posted on 4/5/21 at 2:42 pm to
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This story took a turn for me as soon as I read this. Spitting is a big turn off.


Agreed, swallowing is much preferred
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