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My wife just informed me that it is customary
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:50 pm
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:50 pm
To provide a "push" gift after having a baby, I told her the only gift she should need is the living breathing thing that she "pushes" out and if she thinks otherwise than she probably isnt ready for a baby and now I'm in trouble.
Have yall heard of this nonsense?
Edit: for the record, we are not currently pregnant just came up in conversation
Have yall heard of this nonsense?
Edit: for the record, we are not currently pregnant just came up in conversation
This post was edited on 1/30/20 at 6:54 pm
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Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:51 pm to Olric
Sounds like an Olive Garden gift card is in your near future
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:51 pm to Olric
Tell her to Shutup
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:52 pm to Olric
quote:
I told her the only gift she should need is the living breathing thing that she "pushes" out
Welp, you are never getting a BJ again unless its from a hooker
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:52 pm to Olric
Wrong battle to pick
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:52 pm to Olric
This is a thing? What the frick
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:52 pm to Olric
Don’t fall for that bullshite. You already gave her a push gift. That’s how the baby happened.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:53 pm to Olric
this is AFTER the babymoon, right?
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:53 pm to Olric
Get ready for the custody battle coming, baw
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:54 pm to Olric
Tell her you got her 2 mercy stitches
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:54 pm to Olric
Why do you care how your wife spends her allowance money?
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:54 pm to Olric
If your wife is pissed about not getting hypothetical gifts, that’s not a good sign.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:55 pm to Olric
Tell your wife that her gift is having you on the hook for 18 years 
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:56 pm to Olric
quote:just let us know when your water breaks baw
we are not currently pregnant
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:56 pm to Snoopy04
quote:
Wrong battle to pick
Don't be a bitch.
Push presents are a ridiculous concept.
Customary as of 2012?
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:57 pm to SlowFlowPro
A push present? A baby moon? A gender reveal party? A baby shower? Jesus Christ. No wonder women get post partem depression. They feel entitled to all that attention and then all of a sudden all of the attention is on the baby instead of them. It is setting them up for failure.
That being said, you should have just said yup, and kept your opinion to yourself on this one.
That being said, you should have just said yup, and kept your opinion to yourself on this one.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:57 pm to Olric
Had two kids.
Bought zero push presents.
Bought zero push presents.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:57 pm to Olric
quote:vaginal rejuvenation surgery
provide a "push" gift after having a baby
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:58 pm to Olric
Women inventing reasons to buy shite seems to be on an exponential curve.
Posted on 1/30/20 at 6:58 pm to Olric
Get her a bottle of wine or whatever the frick is her her adult beverage of choice.
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