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re: My penis is covered in poison ivy. AMA (edited with plot twist)
Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:32 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:32 pm to OMLandshark
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They’re like the entwives. They’ve long gone… unless you want to count Paige I guess.
It is a term used more for tradition than current accuracy.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:34 pm to White Raj
And that’s why I quit hunting 20 plus years ago. Every weekend we’d go growing up the wind would blow and I’d be covered. Several times had to go to the emergency room for the shot to clear it up. Wish you speedy recovery
Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:38 pm to White Raj
Jerk off with kalamine lotion. Two problems solved at once.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:42 pm to White Raj
Let hot water run directly on it in the shower. Thank me later.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:51 pm to White Raj
Friend in NOLA told me today that once a gal came to ER howling and bow legged. She has used Vick's VapoRub for an itchy vagina.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:59 pm to White Raj
Go to,the Dr and tell,them to take,the itch away but leave the swelling.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 8:04 pm to LegendInMyMind
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When I was a kid, I took a shite in the woods and wiped with poison ivy. It spread up to my nutsack and engulfed my arse. It was not a pleasant experience. Probably went through five bottles of talcum powder and shitting burned like… well shite. That's what is wrong with you, OML! The poison ivy got into your bloodstream via your arsehole and infected your brain. A couple decades later and you're looking up pics of gay dudes for a gay OT thread whilst you're on your honeymoon. That explains so much!

Posted on 12/18/24 at 8:16 pm to WeeWee
Yeah, I had that happen once , years ago.
went to doc to get shot to knock that out, no way I was going to just tough it out once the rash spread down there.
went to doc to get shot to knock that out, no way I was going to just tough it out once the rash spread down there.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 8:20 pm to atxfan
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Forgot to wash your hands after yard work and then jerked off?
He is a LSU fan…
Posted on 12/18/24 at 8:24 pm to White Raj
Barrymore or Ladd? Spill the beans, If it’s truly itching from poison ivy, what a sad life you live.



Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:03 pm to White Raj
I'm tellin' you, splinters are worse.
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:06 pm to White Raj
Leaves of three, let them be
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:18 pm to White Raj
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My penis is covered in poison ivy.

Posted on 12/18/24 at 10:20 pm to White Raj
There is no difference between poison ivy, oak, or sumac. They all contain urushiol oil. People claim to be immune to it but they aren’t. They can withstand different levels of the oil.
This post was edited on 12/19/24 at 12:18 am
Posted on 12/19/24 at 8:28 am to White Raj
Next time just use a blowup doll.
Posted on 12/19/24 at 9:19 am to White Raj
I know this guy that caught his wife cheating on him. He figured it out when she had severe poison oak rash on her knees and back.
Posted on 12/19/24 at 11:09 am to White Raj
When I was 12 we burned firewood covered in Ivy. Had it from head to toe. Missed a week of school and was almost out in the hospital. One eye was swollen shite and the other was very close to it.
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