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re: My penis is covered in poison ivy. AMA (edited with plot twist)

Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:32 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
65976 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

They’re like the entwives. They’ve long gone… unless you want to count Paige I guess.

It is a term used more for tradition than current accuracy.
Posted by GeauxtigersMs36
The coast
Member since Jan 2018
11311 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:34 pm to
And that’s why I quit hunting 20 plus years ago. Every weekend we’d go growing up the wind would blow and I’d be covered. Several times had to go to the emergency room for the shot to clear it up. Wish you speedy recovery
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
25760 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:38 pm to
Jerk off with kalamine lotion. Two problems solved at once.
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
7932 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:42 pm to
Let hot water run directly on it in the shower. Thank me later.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
86370 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:44 pm to
Global warming
Posted by CitizenK
BR
Member since Aug 2019
11964 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:51 pm to
Friend in NOLA told me today that once a gal came to ER howling and bow legged. She has used Vick's VapoRub for an itchy vagina.
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
19199 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:59 pm to
Go to,the Dr and tell,them to take,the itch away but leave the swelling.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
42758 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 8:04 pm to
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When I was a kid, I took a shite in the woods and wiped with poison ivy. It spread up to my nutsack and engulfed my arse. It was not a pleasant experience. Probably went through five bottles of talcum powder and shitting burned like… well shite. That's what is wrong with you, OML! The poison ivy got into your bloodstream via your arsehole and infected your brain. A couple decades later and you're looking up pics of gay dudes for a gay OT thread whilst you're on your honeymoon. That explains so much!




Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
15902 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 8:16 pm to
Yeah, I had that happen once , years ago.

went to doc to get shot to knock that out, no way I was going to just tough it out once the rash spread down there.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2752 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

Forgot to wash your hands after yard work and then jerked off?


He is a LSU fan…
Posted by tiger2180
Member since Nov 2015
465 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 8:24 pm to
Barrymore or Ladd? Spill the beans, If it’s truly itching from poison ivy, what a sad life you live.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
17242 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:03 pm to
I'm tellin' you, splinters are worse.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
52918 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:06 pm to
Leaves of three, let them be
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
10653 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:18 pm to
quote:

My penis is covered in poison ivy.


Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
65976 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 9:23 pm to
It is true.
Posted by ronk
Member since Jan 2015
6926 posts
Posted on 12/18/24 at 10:20 pm to
There is no difference between poison ivy, oak, or sumac. They all contain urushiol oil. People claim to be immune to it but they aren’t. They can withstand different levels of the oil.
This post was edited on 12/19/24 at 12:18 am
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
21700 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 8:28 am to
Next time just use a blowup doll.
Posted by sabbertooth
A Distant Planet
Member since Sep 2006
5644 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 9:19 am to
I know this guy that caught his wife cheating on him. He figured it out when she had severe poison oak rash on her knees and back.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
136986 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 9:19 am to
Posted by lsufan112001
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
10898 posts
Posted on 12/19/24 at 11:09 am to
When I was 12 we burned firewood covered in Ivy. Had it from head to toe. Missed a week of school and was almost out in the hospital. One eye was swollen shite and the other was very close to it.
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