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Posted on 1/25/20 at 2:15 pm to deltaland
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My neighbor told people I was having orgies and gangbangs at my house just because me and a couple guy friends had girls over on weekends to have a few drinks like normal single men do. I almost went over and beat his arse. Instead I killed his cat when i caught it walking on my truck and scratching the paint and didn’t tell him
Posted on 1/25/20 at 2:17 pm to RedRifle
College years: He stood behind his girlfriend for protection while he tried to talk shite over a parking spot.
Posted on 1/25/20 at 2:21 pm to RedRifle
My neighbors love me
But not until I got sober
But not until I got sober
Posted on 1/25/20 at 2:21 pm to Mr Clean
Posted on 1/25/20 at 2:24 pm to RedRifle
My neighbors are both 70+. The ones on the left of me are in poor health and I rarely see them. We are friendly though.
The neighbors on my right are nice and we speak fairly often when they are home. The have a second home and are gone half the year.
The neighbors on my right are nice and we speak fairly often when they are home. The have a second home and are gone half the year.
This post was edited on 1/25/20 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 1/25/20 at 2:25 pm to RedRifle
My two kids were playing with sparklers. No noise. No loud bangs. Old arse neighbor comes over in his boxers and tank top and says "Don't you know it is illegal in (town) to shoot fireworks?"
Wife snaps back "and don't you know it is against the law for an old man to be running around in public in his drawers?"
Had to live in a duplex once for three months. Wife sometimes had the music cranked at night (7-8 p.m.). Instead of talking to her, neighbor had the landlords come down and roust me at my office.
Same neighbor had a dog that howled all day. Wife was home all day without 3 month old baby. She records five hours of howling, called the landlords, had them listen to it. This actually resolved the problem - the neighbors shut up and wife had their dog with her all day.
Wife snaps back "and don't you know it is against the law for an old man to be running around in public in his drawers?"
Had to live in a duplex once for three months. Wife sometimes had the music cranked at night (7-8 p.m.). Instead of talking to her, neighbor had the landlords come down and roust me at my office.
Same neighbor had a dog that howled all day. Wife was home all day without 3 month old baby. She records five hours of howling, called the landlords, had them listen to it. This actually resolved the problem - the neighbors shut up and wife had their dog with her all day.
Posted on 1/25/20 at 2:27 pm to RedRifle
Have a single woman living next to me, nice body decent face. Had a boyfriend buy her a new Mercedes and had a pool built for her... Use to see the guy all the time, but not anymore... I guess she dumped him after he bought all this shite for her... 
My neighbors on the other side are two brother who have never been married. Both retired, one worked for Exxon the other Shell. Two great guys who always look out at the house when we’re not home. Great neighbors...
My neighbors on the other side are two brother who have never been married. Both retired, one worked for Exxon the other Shell. Two great guys who always look out at the house when we’re not home. Great neighbors...
This post was edited on 1/25/20 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 1/25/20 at 2:29 pm to Hangover Haven
He's a dumb arse for buying that for a girlfriend
Posted on 1/25/20 at 2:35 pm to RedRifle
Have a neighbor that was asking questions about me..I found out through two other people. I went over and told him if he wants to know anything about me to ask me. His face dropped..Turns out he is the bitch guy in the neighborhood. I can't stand when guys act like bitches.
Posted on 1/25/20 at 2:36 pm to deltaland
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My neighbor told people I was having orgies and gangbangs at my house just because me and a couple guy friends had girls over on weekends to have a few drinks like normal single men do. I almost went over and beat his arse
This part is not true.
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Instead I killed his cat when i caught it walking on my truck and scratching the paint and didn’t tell him
Because this part says you're too much of a punk for the first part to be true.
Posted on 1/25/20 at 2:37 pm to RedRifle
We have one who thinks he's a Jr Deputy and has the law on speed dial.
Examples: I parked in the yard so my kid could play basketball in the driveway, he called the cops. It's against the law in our community "apparently".
On the 4th I shot one bottle rocket down the street and the law was knocking on my door in 2 minutes.
I threatened to beat his arse after some drank and he called the cops
on and on and on He's the neighborhood bitch
Examples: I parked in the yard so my kid could play basketball in the driveway, he called the cops. It's against the law in our community "apparently".
On the 4th I shot one bottle rocket down the street and the law was knocking on my door in 2 minutes.
I threatened to beat his arse after some drank and he called the cops
on and on and on He's the neighborhood bitch
Posted on 1/25/20 at 2:39 pm to RedRifle
He got the coronavirus
Posted on 1/25/20 at 2:55 pm to RedRifle
Had a neighbor who was a little asian guy. A staunch liberal and environmentalist. My kids were playing baseball in my yard and the ball went into his yard and my son went and got the ball (out of yard, it didnt hit his house or car). Douche bag called me at work and told me I needed to keep my kids out of his yard.
So the next time I saw him leave for work I put 350# of 34-0-0 on his little 1/2 acre front yard. Little bastard used to cut his grass with a reel mower. I think I almost worked him to death.
So the next time I saw him leave for work I put 350# of 34-0-0 on his little 1/2 acre front yard. Little bastard used to cut his grass with a reel mower. I think I almost worked him to death.
Posted on 1/25/20 at 3:08 pm to LSUfan20005
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RedRifle
His girlfriend called the cops on my little kids for playing at the bus stop. Momma Bear was pissed and went ape shite.
We might live in the same neighborhood. I have a similar douche bag neighbor.
Posted on 1/25/20 at 3:13 pm to Ron Popeil
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After my truck was broken into and my 80-something neighbor told me she lets no one see the footage from her security camera that faces my house. frick her and she better hope she never needs any help from me.
What a bitch
I used to live by a nice old couple that I would take out trash cans for and stuff. Wouldn't help a old lady like that if I saw her fall down and break a hip in her drive way. Posted on 1/25/20 at 3:24 pm to notiger1997
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For 10 years now I have thrown little pieces of trash in her yard when I drive by at night.
I like you,
Posted on 1/25/20 at 3:31 pm to The Torch
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Examples: I parked in the yard so my kid could play basketball in the driveway, he called the cops. It's against the law in our community "apparently".
That is a huge bitch move.
You should have made up something that he did and called the cops on him.
Tell the police when your kids are outside he is always threatening to hit them and they are now scared to go outside.
Posted on 1/25/20 at 3:46 pm to RedRifle
Had my back yard turfed
Posted on 1/25/20 at 3:59 pm to Ron Popeil
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After my truck was broken into and my 80-something neighbor told me she lets no one see the footage from her security camera that faces my house.
You have your suspect!
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