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re: My new office is right next to the restroom

Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:21 am to
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19916 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:21 am to
Wtf? That is creepy
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:22 am to
Have you ever seen Silicon Valley?

They get an office by the bathroom when they piss the boss off.
This post was edited on 3/16/18 at 8:23 am
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30503 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:23 am to
I experienced this horror once, the local deli had enchilada Wednesday and in the early afternoon there was an stampede of fat women in and out.

By 3 pm the smell was horrid
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37016 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:25 am to
quote:

Make a fake peep hole in your office. No one will use the bathroom once they see it.


Not a peep hole, go in and take a picture of the bathroom from the wall you share with it, even better if the mirrors are on that side. Then print out the picture and put it in your office on that wall. That should get some looks.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141208 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:25 am to
Congrats on the promotion!
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80835 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Why does God hate me?
Because He's aware of your post history.
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6538 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:47 am to
quote:

Why does God hate me?


But, if you have to take an emergency poo, you are right there already!
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:54 am to
Dude. make an official looking sign saying "toilet broken" and hang it on the door. Then go take a giant shite in there and dont flush it. Nobody will go in there.
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
56851 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:58 am to
I feel your pain

I haven’t figured out a way to block the noise
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30040 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 8:58 am to
I had this happen once.

Lock all of the stalls from the inside.

No one will come to your side of the building anymore.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:01 am to
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My new office is right next to the restroom


Did you not know there was a bathroom next to your office before you moved in?
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85819 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:05 am to
quote:

it needs to be sprayed pre-dump.



Yep. I even put a sticky note on the bottle stating that
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85819 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:06 am to
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That is strangely hilarious

Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
13398 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 9:43 am to
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I experienced this horror once, the local deli had enchilada Wednesday and in the early afternoon there was an stampede of fat women in and out. By 3 pm the smell was horrid.


That's disgusting, but I literally LOL'd at that one.
Posted by Morty
Member since Feb 2018
2252 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 10:08 am to
I used to sit right under the vent at my office and on the first floor was a restaurant. The stench of old seafood why think it’s way up made me sick
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106103 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 10:09 am to
Being next door to the shitter is a prime location, baw. No long dash down the hall after lunch at the taco wagon.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26334 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Why does God hate me?

Because you touch yourself
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 2:58 pm to
Get a white noise generator.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47745 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 3:15 pm to
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Are we talking just smells or can you actually hear when women poop?


quote:

EVERYTHING


It is time to start the running commentary..

"Girl, was that the Macho Nacho from Del Taco?"

"Dude, how much gumbo did you eat last night?"

"Well, we all know you are not a princess after grunting out a giant turd baby like that."

"I think you have a bad muffler and need a tune up."

"Beer shits are the worst."

Pretty soon nobody will be coming anywhere near this bathroom.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48880 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 3:22 pm to
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My office will be next to the men's bathroom in our new office.


New Gameday sign?

David Pollack hangs out near Shawnlsu’s office bathroom?
This post was edited on 3/16/18 at 3:25 pm
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