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My new office is right next to the restroom

Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:06 am
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83523 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:06 am
They told me they were giving me a corner office with 2 big windows. Lucky me, right?

I guess I never stopped to ask why no one was in this office already...

Now I know. I can hear...everything.

Why does God hate me?
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15754 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:06 am to
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42557 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:08 am to
Why give an env science major an office?
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83523 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:10 am to
b/c I'm super important
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:11 am to
You should just leave and never go back.

It's pretty clear that they hate you and want you to quit.
This post was edited on 3/16/18 at 7:12 am
Posted by Averytiger
Member since Dec 2017
1366 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:12 am to
When did Burger King start giving its workers offices?
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42557 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:14 am to
Come on, now. Ground water isn't that important.
Posted by LarryCLE
Member since Apr 2017
1545 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:15 am to
Put in some earbuds and enjoy the natural light.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83523 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:17 am to
tell that to angry mob of townspeople that were yelling at me earlier this week
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80869 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:18 am to
I am close to a bathroom right now and it absolutely blows when someone drops a bomb. Luckily we're moving offices in a month or so and I'm not even close to it there

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:20 am to
Make a fake peep hole in your office. No one will use the bathroom once they see it.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:21 am to
quote:

They told me they were giving me a corner office with 2 big windows. Lucky me, right?



Not even remotely related, except for having something to do with windows...

Years ago, we had a manager one time that was "promised" an office with a window. Well, they moved our department into an interior space. So, on his wall, he actually put up a complete window and would put a poster or whatever behind the glass... and change it every so often with the seasons. He'd sometimes even raise the window.
Posted by tigersbh
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
10219 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:21 am to
Go in Sunday night and break the toilet.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28184 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:21 am to
So they're already lying to you Day 1.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83523 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:22 am to
My old office didn't have windows and was half this size. I was pretty excited to be able to see light again.

But the things I'v heard in just a week are making me question if the move was worth it...
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18729 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:23 am to
That happened to Monica on Silicon Valley.

Youtube link

And Jack Barker

Youtube link

They weren't being rewarded.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:24 am to
Are we talking just smells or can you actually hear when women poop?
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83523 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:24 am to
EVERYTHING
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:25 am to
quote:

Make a fake peep hole in your office. No one will use the bathroom once they see it.



Yeah and then he will want windows in his jail cell.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 3/16/18 at 7:25 am to
quote:

tell that to angry mob of townspeople that were yelling at me earlier this week


You work for the state, baw?
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