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My mom butchers names of everything. Is this the beginning of Alzheimer's?
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:11 pm
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:11 pm
She's never been amazing with names, but it's getting to the point where we all have a key in our head to translate what she means.
Texas Land & Cattle = Salt Grass
Log Cabin = Hungry Jack
Chipotle = local Mexican restaurant
It seriously has gotten to the point where I have no idea what the frick she is talking about half the time because restaurants, stores, street names, etc. are all fricked up. Other than that, she's smart and makes sense. But this, especially over the holidays, is driving me insane.
Texas Land & Cattle = Salt Grass
Log Cabin = Hungry Jack
Chipotle = local Mexican restaurant
It seriously has gotten to the point where I have no idea what the frick she is talking about half the time because restaurants, stores, street names, etc. are all fricked up. Other than that, she's smart and makes sense. But this, especially over the holidays, is driving me insane.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:13 pm to SwaggerCopter
She always gets my name right
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:13 pm to SwaggerCopter
This story is just precious
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:16 pm to SwaggerCopter
quote:
Chipotle = local Mexican restaurant
That's not too bad, people just get older and say frick it. They know what they mean.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:16 pm to SwaggerCopter
Old age, but as long as she isn't saying walmarks, you're fine
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:17 pm to SwaggerCopter
Stop taking your mom to shitty restaurants, she is trying to send you a message
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:19 pm to SwaggerCopter
Here come some distasteful jokes about alzheimers
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:26 pm to SwaggerCopter
It's just old age. At least your mom is still attempting names. My parents refer to all inanimate objects as "things" now.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:27 pm to SwaggerCopter
My uncle calls Academy "Sports Academy" and it drives me nuts
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:31 pm to SwaggerCopter
There's a big difference between just regular old "blanking" and Alzheimer's.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:31 pm to ForeverLSU02
Academy Sports is what my paw in law says.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:31 pm to ForeverLSU02
I am going to remember this. 
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:33 pm to SwaggerCopter
Here's a tip, never start a title with "my mom".
Also I had sex with your mom, I give her a C-.
Also I had sex with your mom, I give her a C-.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:34 pm to Grim
quote:
Here come some distasteful jokes about alzheimers
I had a very tasteful joke, but I can't remember what it was.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:34 pm to SwaggerCopter
All you do is play on that facebox and sleep all day. You need to get a job.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:35 pm to SwaggerCopter
My dad has done this since I was a kid, I imagine it's nothing to worry about.
It's shite I've never heard of that makes no sense.
"What about going to Buckboards for dinner?"
"It's called Long Branch, dad"
It's shite I've never heard of that makes no sense.
"What about going to Buckboards for dinner?"
"It's called Long Branch, dad"
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:35 pm to SwaggerCopter
It could be any number of conditions. I have end stage liver disease and one of the symptoms is just forgetting random sometimes really common stuff, even things like names.
I'd definitely have her get a checkup and blood work.
I'd definitely have her get a checkup and blood work.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:39 pm to SwaggerCopter
My grandma called Bobby Jindal "Bobby Jingle" constantly
I would suggest you pay attention to the little things to see how often it happens.
Her PCP can do a mental acuity test if you are that concerned.
I would suggest you pay attention to the little things to see how often it happens.
Her PCP can do a mental acuity test if you are that concerned.
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:40 pm to SwaggerCopter
My parents do that shite and it drives me nuts. The one that my mom butchered recently was satsumas into so-mott-sues. It blows my mind some of the pronunciations she comes up with
Posted on 12/28/16 at 6:41 pm to Methuselah
The specific thing is that she is not aware of not knowing. Like when I'm not sure I know shite, I'm sure I'm not sure. You know? 
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